unbillievable

The company I work for gives everyone an unpaid day off for Superbowl Sunday, St. Patrick's day, and Cinco de Mayo (out of necessity because either no one showed up, or they were hungover.) Don't be fooled guys, women were already getting these days off. It just makes it an official excuse. Now all they have to acknowledge is time off for children related "emergencies." Of course, if these were PAID days off denied to men, then I see a lawsuit...

You can't be PC with hot girls. They have to be fat, ugly, and loud. This movie is going full 'tard.

So what's the best way to get as much free $#@! as possible for the lowest possible cost to current and future me?

The point of the change is to make it more inclusive, by making it easier, so the kids who don't like prepping (or learning) will give it a shot. -which was the point of eliminating vocabulary, formula memorization, and allowing calculators. They want more kids to take the test, so they can make more money. It's ridiculous that the justification they're using is that they want students to feel better about themselves. "We all got 1600's! We're all smart!"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/early-takers-sat-wasnt-bad-not-tricky-083900976.html Guessing will no longer be penalized. No more remembering math formulas or english vocabulary. Essay is now optional. Less questions so you have more time. Every kid deserves to go to college!

Provide free drink and snacks to stranded drivers.

looks better than Fantastic Four.

You can't tell people that water vapor is a pollutant without getting laughed at...

You have the right not to become bankrupt for choosing an iphone over health insurance.

Since the GOP hate Trump, what would happen if he taps Bernie as his VP?

Come to America. There are no cats, and the streets are made of cheese.

#5 would be problematic if people start basing their treatment on the lowest bidder. It would have the consequence of increasing everyone's cost from skyrocketing malpractice insurance. A better solution would be to standardize procedures and prices, so the general preference would be decided by availability, and not affordability. Maybe even a profit sharing system similar to the NFL model. Instead of single payer, how about single provider? I know it would stifle competition, but how many people actually shop for hospitals?

Why do people hate tacos? I love tacos.

Hilary Because I want the war with women to heat up.

The wall would still be cheaper than anything Obama has attempted.

This could have been prevented if they had upgraded the school to a super double secret gun free zone.

I wanted to know what was on the terrorist's itunes playlist.

Only a billion dollars? How much money does the race baiters, abortionists, and climate alarmists get from the liberal justices?

Have you noticed that most liberal websites have taken down the comments section on their articles? They can't keep their readers in the bubble if the complete story comes out.

Shame on everyone for knowing what those shapes are...

It died with the king

So we'd be able to trade with the Ferengi Commerce Authority.

A reporter shoves a Secret Service agent and tells him to F*** off, then gets his a##% kicked. The media blames Trump for the "attack" on the paparazzi. https://www.yahoo.com/politics/security-at-trump-event-choke-1375771344773174.html

The reality of Capitalist countries is that they're often vulnerable to devastating financial crashes. On the other hand, most Socialist countries are too poor to notice the difference.