unbillievable

They couldn't get students to build that table for less than $17k?

I'm guessing they employ many servers only working there to pay for college. When you have people trying to buy stuff with Million dollar bills, it's not too far-fetched to think they'll be suspicious of a $2.

Less STD's for the seamen.

Which IRS? It's not like i was provided a phone number. DO I google it and start asking for departments? I don't think it's a good idea to poke around.. "hello? Yes, I got this letter and it told me to send you guys stuff. What? I don't know, it doesn't have a name or number or.... I don't know if there is anything wrong with.... agent? city? ....not sure, but.... you're going to look into it? .... my tax history? Uh.... nevermind, I think I got the wrong number."

A situational pass rushing Defensive tackle.... ....is there a pass rushing cornerback available in this draft?

It's easier for a GM to pick a 2-3yr project when they know they're not getting fired.

I didn't realize that pass rushing Defensive Tackle was a thing until today.

The Bills are drafting for a future with a league full of run-first crappy QB's.

any more players with 1st round grades to take in the 3rd?

Pick up Hackenburg and I'm calling it a dynasty.

Secretariat also had an enlarged heart.

Can you mix and match strains to control the ride? Like a stoner version of a gobstopper.

I got a letter saying that I needed to give them copies of everything (again) to "prove my identity." It was a single page listing what I needed, and that I had until May 4th to respond - or else. Here's the stupid part: it didn't tell me what to do after stating the date. No address. No Phone number. Nothing. Just a date to respond by... respond to whom, where, how? So I drove to the return address printed on the envelope. (after googling it to make sure it wasn't a vacant lot in the desert.) I ended up blindly stumbling into a large building, looking for any sign that says "here is where you hand in your stuff..." Luckily, after sticking my head through a few doors, I found one with the word "audit" on it. I'm not a business owner. I'm not a corporation. I don't make a lot of money. Why am I being targeted?

A lot of tugging and dragging in college means they're not getting a clean shot at the player. Those kinds of plays get blocked in the NFL. So if you have 8 arm tackles and 2 wrap ups in a college game, that usually translates into 2 tackles and 8 wiffs in the pros.

Jadeveon Clowney' ruined Jack's chances. The Texans probably wish they had passed too. No matter how talented you are, micro-fracture surgery can negate it.

Anyone who builds a gas mask bong isn't smoking pot occasionally.

"As a student of color who looks nothing like the student in the poster, this feels very exclusive.” They're outraged because they're ugly. For inclusivity, they will recruit fat chix for the bottom of the pyramid.

I never realized that there are different flavors of marijuana.

No more master's degrees. Interesting.

I will be one of those people staying home if these two are the choices. I'd rather watch the carnage unfold live than waste time in a line.

We have one unisex bathroom at work and no woman will use it. To be fair, it used to be a men's room only.

Did he ever explain what this was?

Google Georgia O'keefe. She likes to draw V-jays in an array of colors.

I just read their intent: it was a hashtag campaign to shame men. They wanted to find ways "to make guys see and experience the effects of online harassment." (I don't think they've ever been on the internet.) http://www.cnet.com/news/morethanmean-spotlights-the-vile-online-insults-some-women-endure/ They believe that women, gays, or people of color are the only ones who experience meanies online. What does that make Gator?

Celebrities don't count. They're not people.