Be warned my fellow Bills fans
there are pirates at our shores
Two of them have flapping heads
The third, hairspray galore
Their supposed leader clapped and cheered
when Norwood broke our hearts
Now his PR man inked a letter
with a Bullsh*t reading off the charts
He comes with claims of loyalty
and crap tunes from the eighties
At one time deemed a heartthrob
by our less discerning ladies
His plan to keep the team in town
developed overnight
Should have stuck to that script from the get go
At least Trump got that part right
While our Billionaires negotiate,
And there looms a battle in the courts
He says he's committed to western New York,
Disregard the guy from MAPLE LEAF Sports;
I believe in evolution
but not in Santa Claus
Let's not fall victim to his ruse
our last words, "et tu, Jaws?"
This week we celebrate enshrinement
of the legend Andre Reed
Whose comments "off the record"
should serve should serve as our new creed
Nobody likes a two face
Not many like anchovies
Now everybody all at once
"Man, F* Bon Jovi!"
Whether sitting by yourself
or with a friendly crowd
Shout out "F* Bon Jovi"
and make our city proud
When near a live TV feed
Project it nice and loud!
Let's hear a hearty "F* Bon Jovi"
Now that's Talking Proud!
When at a game, the Today Show
or Presidential Innauguration;
It's on you to yell "F* Bon Jovi"
As the voice of all Bills Nation