Uncle Joe

Nailed it.

Maskless Trump pushes racial division in speech at Rushmore https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/07/04/maskless-trump-pushes-racial-division-in-speech-at-rushmore/24545266/ Huff Post

The Braves. We can't be the land of the brave anymore... BTW - That's and indian under my hooves and arrows in my hide (avatar)

Mr Bojangles From the dog to the song.

Don't worry Oregon House speaker (I'll behave) will make sure those defending the Justice Center will be reprimanded./smh Police response to Portland protest ‘completely unacceptable,' Oregon House Speaker says https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2020/07/police-response-to-portland-protest-completely-unacceptable-oregon-house-speaker-says.html

Yep, I read it right here that cops "barely" have a high school diploma. (BTW, what constitutes barely <2.0 gpa, no art classes ?) Meanwhile college educated skirt thingy knows 1 one f*ng adjective.

Tell her it was Jake from State Farm.

Pork chops and sauerkraut. Season and pan sear the pork chops first. Slow cook till the meat falls off the bone.

True story. You know it's winter in Oregon when the weatherman lectures you on the difference between the rain and shower forecasts then tells you he is forecasting rain showers.

What happened to the Chinese slaves that built the railroads? Ancestors were Shanghaied?

'The state's nickname "Land of 10,000 Lakes" is apt, as there are 11,842 Minnesota lakes over 10 acres " '

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Just when I thought I saw it all: Oregon-Oregon State rivalry will no longer be referred to as 'Civil War' https://www.foxnews.com/sports/oregon-oregon-state-rivalry-will-no-longer-civil-war I wonder if I will be charged with racism if I continue to call it the civil war game. Or maybe I can call it the civil game and both quarterbacks will be called Marcia.

Now that looks like tear gas.

Capitol Hill residents and businesses sue city of Seattle for failing to disband CHOP https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/capitol-hill-residents-and-businesses-sue-city-of-seattle-for-failing-to-disband-chop/

Certainly not Texas. It may be a way they can save the Alamo. Heck, it has even survived Ozzy pissing on it.

News flash Andrew, people in Texas have cars and trucks.

Clark County Sheriff tells workers to remove ‘thin blue line flag’ “I'm not gonna let that little sticker be the divide among people in the community who will be afraid to come to us because of that,” Atkins said. “I will remove that sticker, we're still the same people. So, I hope the actions they see we take says we want to be part of the solution.” https://www.kptv.com/news/clark-county-sheriff-tells-workers-to-remove-thin-blue-line-flag/article_ab8a0e02-b5a9-11ea-924b-b3fa13fcce87.html

WWE Raw wannabe

We all know Rocky trained on the ribeye steak, used his face to distract the black fighter Apollo Creed and then sucker punched him with a shot to the ribs. NY steak.

Yeah, I saw that a few days ago. Buffalo NY and Salem Or.?

Wow, you have to apply? Can't you just walk across the border and assimilate?

Did somebody say Pelosi and Europe. Screw legislation let's go!