Easy choice for me, I'd take Thielen against the Lions and not look back.
Foster might get you 100 yards and a TD, or he might get you one reception for 8 yards. Thielen will catch at least a half dozen passes.
Foster seems to be getting better every week whereas Zay, who had been improving, has gone back to using Crisco slip um on his hands the last couple of games.
Washington ... depending on the severity of Alex Smith's injury.
NY Giants ... For some reason I see Eli Manning joining up with Tom Coughlin in Jax ... The Giants would need a starter until their first round draft pick is ready.
Now and then I get leg cramps in the middle of the night. My Dr suggested I try that and it worked. Adding a little gin to the tonic water doesn't hurt either.
I could probably do a better job as well as most people on this site or any of the beer servers at New Era Stadium... Special shoutout to Mead's beerbot.
The guys from the Nyets or the water mammals sound possible too.