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Cool uniforms and maybe some cowboy hats. Apparently While these police officers were keeping the peace across the street, at least one parent ran into the school and got her children out.

Geneticists are busy working on 4 winged chickens.

This keeps happening over and over and over again, obviously our children don't matter. This country has gone full out devo

You can't buy a beer or a pack of smokes until you're 21, why can you buy guns when you're 18 ? Guns are more important than children in this country.

I wonder if they change the words to their post murder spree speeches or just use the same one every time.

Which state will be host to next weeks mass murder ? Thoughts and prayers doesn't cut it anymore

Move it to Hawaii

Spiking the ball to stop the clock should be intentional grounding as well ... A. The QB is between the tackles B. The ball isn't being thrown to a receiver C. The ball doesn't make it to the line of scrimmage. D. The ball is being intentionally grounded

Is this Langley's tape to send to the Chiefs ?

Luckily for all of the teams in the AFC West, they play 11 games against non division rivals.

Yes it is ... The Aliens are using Voyager 1 to communicate with the UFO on the ocean floor.

20 is the most I've ever eaten and the last 4 or 5 went down slow. The place I ate 20 has some meaty wings though.

Allen and Mahomes are the best QB's in the AFC... The Chiefs are our main competition.

Now this is a roast

Marty Feldman - Young Frankenstein Martin Sheen - Apocalypse Now Mickey Rourke - Sin City Peter Dinklage - Game Of Thrones Stephen Baldwin - Bio Dome

Buying a hot dog and a beer would put us over the cap.

CB - If Tre' is ready to go to start the season we'll be fine. If he's not we'll be starting Jackson who's young and improved from year 1 to year 2, hopefully he takes another step in year 3. We'll likely also start Elam, who I think will be really good, but rookies will make rookie mistakes, and we'll have Taron Johnson in the slot who is very good. We also have the benefit of a very good pair of starters at Safety. Again it all depends on Tre'.

It was the early 80's

Not defending Watson here but when was he charged with rape ? He asked girls for extras during a massage which I'm sure they get often in their profession. That makes him a horn dog not a rapist. He also moved around trying to get his junk touched by the girls, which makes him a scumbag, which will end up costing him millions and destroy whatever reputation he has left. But he's rich, famous and a football player, they don't live by the same laws as the rest of us.

He's just waiting to get a call from the Bills late in the season after our backup pulls a hammy in practice.

When I was 18 or 19 I remember watching from a parking lot as a car got pulled over out in front of the bar we were at. We all knew that it was one of the towns police officers. We knew where he lived and what he drove and it was definitely him. We could tell he was wasted and they just made a call, someone came and drove his car away and we assumed they just took him home. He was back on the job the next day and for a long time to come.

QB - Agree RB - If Cook wins the #2 job I think they'll try and get a 7th for Duke and Moss will play the Yeldon Role. Taiwan Jones will make the team. WR - I think Kumerow and Stevenson are probably blue and McKittrick and Crowder make the roster TE - Sweeney is probably blue unless the rookie Wydermyer beats him out. OL - Boettger could be put on PUP or IR and if so I think Mancz and Ford make it. DL - Agree and I think Epenesa makes the team and shines. Apparently he had a great camp last year but he didn't get a lot of playing time behind Hughes and Addison LB - Dodson and Smith are probably blue CB - Benford is probably blue, they lost Wildgoose last year from the PS, they might keep him on the roster. I have a feeling he might be a pleasant surprise. P - Unless Araiza really sucks at holding, I think he's a lock and Haack will be sent packing. Once again thanks for your analysis.

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The patriots have McCorkle ... Haven't you heard, he's great. The Water Mammals are in a holding pattern this year waiting for Sean Payton and brady next year. J-E-T-S Jests Jests Jests.