Well, you see, a consensus of climate scientists have agreed that the man made cow farts that, quite soon, are going to destroy the Earth's biosphere are simply hiding somewhere were we have not yet bothered to look, just waiting for an opportune moment to strike by radically increasing temperatures within the next 1,000 years unless we all come together, pay India and China not to pollute, sing Kumbaya and make sure the scientists receive billions in federal grants to continue to communicate their findings.