How is it off topic? The basic and nonsensical premise of your thread is so fundamentally flawed that it's laughable. As such, mocking this stupidity is clearly on-topic.
However, it's interesting that you refuse to answer the simple question posed by Tom, which seems to be at the heart of your disingenuous little thread.
That's why they need the debunked Russia narrative to make themselves feel good. They can't otherwise explain why they keep losing to a candied yam.