Koko78

You never did answer the man's question about your shiteating preferences. Do you like chunky or smooth?

So you had terrible taste in music in your Grand Am...

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... Three wars back we called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.

I wonder how much of his confirmation hearing will be "Trump's an !@#$/McCain is a hero", rather than "are you actually qualified for this job, Judge Kavanaugh?"

So you go for the fresh-squeezed Florida porn?

Brian sucks. He's just the worst. By the way, who is Brian?

I rather like the implication that "surviving" a hurricane lends some sort of extra legitimacy.

The Tibbetts family "clowed" me for using her first name? When did this happen? Was I sleeping?

So getting called out for that untruth once already... in this thread... on this page... isn't enough?

The Bills are only a rookie guard away from being a dynasty! GET IT DONE OBD!

Barron does look pretty shady. He could be up to something. We should all be nervous.

Yes, I believe I just said that.

Not like the picture is small, lacking context, and posted by a moron.

So they're not important enough to you to have names?

Man, I wonder what ticky-tack offense Trump's kid committed a decade or more ago. Can't wait to find out!

Do you at least allow them to be present when you eat your burger and drink your shake?

Smart and Lazy! WOOHOO!

Hiding them from the world, or hiding them from the protesters/regular army?

Well, it seems that Trump is living rent free in Meghan McCain's head. Gotta love the class shown by the McCains in attacking Trump after they "disinvited" him.

So long as they do it in a racially-neutral fashion.

If you like your emails, you can hide your emails!

No problem. Already have a key.

I'm wondering what happened to our cult. Did it get disbanded when I wasn't paying attention, now that we simply "like" Trump? Where do I return the robes and sacrificial dagger?

I would disagree with this guy. The sources' allegiances are pretty certain and clear.