Koko78

Is anyone else shocked that the partisan plants masquerading as Ford's attorneys are continuing to play games to obstruct, delay, and #resist?

I think her biggest problem is that she sexually assaulted Brett Kavanaugh at a wild kegger held at an unspecified date, time, and place, but may have occurred in either the 20th or 21st centuries. Kavanaugh's lack of knowledge and failure to corroborate this completely true claim is due to his being a blackout drunk, and completely proves the true and accurate accusation. There were 14 other people there who witnessed this brutal and traumatic assault, but their memory problems in not recalling the brutal assault by Judge Barrett on Judge Kavanaugh are due to health/personal problems, and again show that the accusation is accurate. Also, Michael Avanatti has been contacted by a person who swears up and down that, despite her 6 previous perjury convictions, she was also present at a gang rape party where she heard that Judge Barrett participated in assaulting some other unnamed poor, innocent man.

Uncle Joe vs. Trump in the debates would be fantastic. Who can say the most insanely stupid thing? Trump vs. Lieawatha would be great as well. He will shred that B word. Booker and Harris are, unfortunately, joke candidates who won't last past the first few primaries.

Uh, ok?

Notice I said, "not quite".

Not quite 100%. I represented a guy (on an unrelated matter) who was prosecuted after he made a false claim that he was raped by another guy. He didn't recant until AFTER they took him to the hospital and completed the rape kit. Apparently the doctor was quite pissed he had to poke around the guy's butthole for no reason.

Apparently you do. It's rather cute, actually.

Yes. Folks around here don't take kindly to alcohol abuse. That drink did nothing to you. Yeah, I'm going to call bullschiff on this.

You mean a drunken fratboy gang rapist middleschooler who probably pulled some poor girl's pigtails in kindergarten? Is that the kind of monster you want on the Supreme Court for life?!? For shame. For. Shame.

Breathtaking.

It is. Turns out that Sauron was actually the Zoroastrian who shaves testicles.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Well hell, it's not like anyone of any consequence died.

You think that's a bombshell? Just wait until tomorrow, when CNN begins its 87 part expose on how Brett Kavanaugh was the one who gave the entire Trump family legal advice on how to commit such egregious tax fraud. He also set up the dummy corporations and tax shelters when blacked out drunk and in the midst of gang raping innocent women. Pretty sick and disgusting for a "man" like Kavanaugh to be engaged in that type of deviant and illegal conduct before he was even born. #resist

Yeah, "meat popcicle" is not a gender. Stop trying to push your nonconformist agenda on three year olds, and just do the damned magic act you were paid to perform.

Yeah, that caught my eye as well. Everyone loves the guy who says, "I'm not telling you how to do your job, but here's how I think you should do your job."

Boy are these people going to feel silly when the child later self-identifies as non-binary.

Hillary is set to release her third edition of "What Happened" with a second addendum to explain who is actually responsible for the Democrats snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in 2018. Unconfirmed reports blame the Russians, Chinese, Canadians, @Boyst62, misogyny, bigotry, Wisconsin, hacking, whooping cough, and suppression of female voters due to decades-old incidents of sexual abuse.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-attempts-buy-8-174227039.html The guy should have checked Amazon first. On a slightly related note: I do have an 18 year old nephew that I'm willing to sell. $200,000 or best offer.

Expect a "Double Dumbass Pork Chop on You" retort.

This would be the reason why her signed statement (not an affidavit) was worded specifically to heavily imply, but not actually state, that Kavanaugh engaged in wrongdoing. It was written to cast the appearance of impropriety for political purposes, without triggering actual criminal liability for lying, or civil liability for libel - as she never outright accused him of anything.

As I predicted, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" attack. You'll note that the Tibericus Dumbassicus cannot actually come up with an original insult; he has to recycle derivatives of "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and the term "Fake News." Like most prog-fascist lemmings, all he can do is imitate, not originate.

Only when I was done with the greaseball burgers. I had to warm up for parking in handicapped spaces. Or I could have left it up to people to get the reference themselves...

Why? It's a lot more entertaining watching that shrew make up new fanciful excuses as to why she lost to a sexist cheeto-dust golem.