Koko78

We'll have to have the genetic testing done. I'm sure he's only 1/1024 cheese-eating surrender monkey. Too harsh.

Yeah, no one cares.

I like the part about how a vast majority of people don't like her.

Who is coming, and why do we care?

This "suspect" was simply musing at solutions to stop the cis-gender patriarchy of tyranny that Trump is perpetuating at the expense of the proletariat to enrich himself and keep down anyone who isn't a fine white person. The man is a goddamned hero, and it's wrong to pretend that he's a "radicalized" "Muslim" "terrorist" out to spread "fear" and "hate".

Maybe they should build a wall.

Hey man, I can't help that you're 1/16th cheese-eating surrender monkey.

It wasn't a surprise she survived. Her coalition partners said from the outset they were going to vote for her on a no-confidence vote (even though they voted against her Brexit deal.)

If I were Cocaine Mitch, I'd invite Trump to deliver his speech from the floor of the Senate chamber. Invite as much of the House as can be accommodated in the Senate chamber/gallery, minus the Democrat leadership.

Buddy, I only hate the French.

The first rule of white privilege is that you don't talk about your white privilege. There's a reason that we don't let @Boyst62 use his white privilege. As a Blasian mother of 14 who fought for the Viet Kong, you'd think he could keep his ***** mouth shut, but nooooooo.

I nominate @Deranged Rhino to act as Special PPP Prosecutor.

We need to see the investigator's notes. Otherwise, we'll just have to assume that Kemp is, in fact, a child molester. Like Gary the Rapist, he must prove his innocence once the vague allegations have been made. #IBelieveThem.

Them's fighting worse, you french-captain-loving sissy. Kirk was the man! He tagged more alien [rear] than Picard ever dreamed.

While I appreciate their prediction that Trump will win in 2020, AOC is going to be irrelevant long before 2024. She'll be damned lucky if the Democrats don't primary her out of a job in 2020. There is no way in hell she will ever connect with the moderate voters. She connects with an audience who doesn't actually vote.

What? You mean defense attorneys are full of schiff when they proclaim, at the outset, that their client is innocent and that they are fully confident that the client will be exonerated?!?

I would just like everyone to know that I am forming an exploratory committee to run for President. I will be holding a spontaneous press conference to officially announce my candidacy during my morning walk at 8 am on Thursday, as I walk my brand new focus group-tested dog. I may or may not be sipping a beer during my spontaneous press conference, to show that I am in touch with the working class. I plan on taxing the rich, supporting main street over wall street, favoring the little guy by regulating every part of their life, kissing babies (only if they give informed consent), and not sexually assaulting any women 30 years ago. Please consider supporting me. We can rebuild this nation together. We are one. We are [insert other focus-group tested nonsense here]. May whatever deity you favor bless America. For our atheist friends, may no deity bless us.

Duh, you just up their tax rate to 70%.

Well, as we've learned with Sen. Lieawatha and Ain't Jemima, race and ethnicity are all about what you self-identify as.

1/1024th Cherokee?

I once tried to convince a DA that Bud Light was not actually alcohol. Would have worked too, except the part where my client was giving it to underage girls in his apartment...

A wholesome stiffy... ?

That's what court security is for. Jesus, I think an artery clogged up just looking at that...