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Does 34 have to be factually accurate, when he lies about believing that his particular brand of douchebaggery is morally accurate?
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Coonman says it wasn’t him, after yesterday’s apology ???
Koko78 replied to Teddy KGB's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Doesn't matter, Skynet is a Democrat. All will be forgiven as a youthful indiscretion. It wants everyone to be equal (both socially and economically) under Skynet, with all dissent from the organics ruthlessly crushed in late late late late term abortion factories. It was actually Bill Belichick in the blackface, thus invalidating all of his Super Bowl victories? -
There's your first problem. ?
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Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a Native American activist, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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C'mon B-Man, why can't you accept the 5th version of the story from an activist who has been caught repeatedly lying about everything from his military service to what happened that day? He was the victim of an assault-smirk! We should believe every change in his story, and ignore minor details like video evidence.
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Clearly, judging by all of the Canadian teams recent Stanley Cup victories. It's only been, what, 26 years?
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Democratic 2020 Presidential Primary Thread
Koko78 replied to snafu's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
I'm sure she also served them some authentic Native American Pow Wow Chow, straight from the ancient family recipes of French chefs. -
The Deep State War Heats Up :ph34r:
Koko78 replied to Deranged Rhino's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Child sex trafficking wasn't a major problem before Trump took office and started having TWO scoops of ice cream. Coincidence? #IMPEACH -
The Media's Portrayal of Trump and His Presidency
Koko78 replied to Nanker's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Oh, for *****'s sake. If someone is offended by a 34 year old photograph, they really need to take stock of how ***** sad and pathetic their lives are. -
Democratic 2020 Presidential Primary Thread
Koko78 replied to snafu's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Concentrated awesome? -
Democratic 2020 Presidential Primary Thread
Koko78 replied to snafu's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
I know, I know. However, I have little faith that these loonies aren't going to engage in metaphoric (or actual literal) cannibalism during the primaries. They're all that ambitious, short-sighted, and insane. Tulsi is done. The DNC nuked her from the start. Chief Warren will reference herself as a woman-of-color as part of her "I'm an everywoman" relatable schtick, but isn't going to proclaim that people don't support her because of racism. Misogyny, maybe. -
Democratic 2020 Presidential Primary Thread
Koko78 replied to snafu's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
The 'Spartacus' nonsense he pulled with Kavanaugh is going to come back to bite him. He's also going to eventually have to answer for being pretty openly in the pocket of the pharmaceutical industry, allowing them to rip off customers by blocking any efforts to reform or put price controls in. Though I'm curious as to who is going to pull the race card first, Booker or Harris. Yes. They're trying to get the CA delegates chosen before the lesser-monied candidates can mount a serious campaign. -
Global warming err Climate change HOAX
Koko78 replied to Very wide right's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Damn that global warming! -
1st step: compulsory voting. 2nd step: compulsory dental care. 3rd step: totalitarian regime run by @teef
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Global warming err Climate change HOAX
Koko78 replied to Very wide right's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
I'm ashamed to live in a world that invented cold weather on or after January 20, 2017. -
Gary the Rapist?
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Yeah, well... can that little ***** do calculus?
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I hope so, I miss Gary the Rapist.
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Well, not after Trump literally killed all women and enslaved all minorities through his evil policies and Nazi Supreme Court picks. That's not even including all the POWs we captured/enslaved during the nuclear wars he started.
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I'd let her treat my ailments.
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Feinstein and Harris are jokes to begin with. They were never going to agree to anyone Trump proposed that wasn't on 'their' list.