See, this is what makes Trump's corruption so insidious. Not only did Ukraine get their aid without having to do anything, but they didn't even know they were being corruptly shaken down!
This is proof positive that Trump should be #impeached! See, I used a pound sign to show how important this is!
Yeah, I'm sure the drop in the letters she received was Trump calling her a liar, and not the fact that she came off as a ***** whackjob lunatic in the promotional interviews for her book.
The woke card vs. the race card. I wonder which would have won.
Well, when you bite the hand that feeds you and threaten to destroy their livelihoods...
I'm deeply concerned about the 4th hand accounts that I've heard about the phone call, as well as the newspaper articles written about that phone call. I do not need to read the transcript to know that these 5th hand hearsay accounts I overheard while taking a schiff are completely accurate.
As such, I'm going to have to file a whistleblower complaint, and will need a gofundme page set up, so that I can hide from all the retaliation and death threats that will come my way. Even though I am not looking for compensation from my courageous and selfless act of self-sacrifice, I will need a substantial sum of money to go into permanent hiding.
She, totally, like, you know, wouldn't have, you know, like, totally made an ass of, like, herself, showing that, like, you know, she's, like, totally not, like, you know, a vapid idiot and stuff!
Nah, just a pathetic attempt at pandering by the ivory tower to connect with the common folk.
Like, OMG, she had a beer! She's totes just like, you know, the rest of us and stuff!