My wife gets the credit this time
My son came over to pick me up to drive to the sports bar
My wife saw me getting into his car with the same plain grey baggy 5XL pocket t shirt I wore last night with food stains all over the front. She said "Get your fat ass upstairs and change that filthy shirt. You are not going out in public like that and embarrass me, you fat, disgusting slob..."
I changed into my Bills polo, and the Bills won. Even though my wife is mean to me, she deserves the game ball