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ChronicRaiderJoeBump

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  1. Ralph Wilson is so cheap he can't even afford to pay attention to the game and he is so old I think he owes jesus money
  2. bills fans are so pathetic and hopeless that they root for the............ BILLS
  3. The only think that Fitzgerald quarterback of yours will ever win is a lumberjack look-a-like contest
  4. The bills offensive line is so bad, that I think the raiders have an ex-quarterback in prison that could start for you.
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  6. The bills front office is so bad that they can draft DBs several times a draft and still have a sub-par defensive backfield
  7. CJ Spiller is so elusive that he can even dodge that starting position role.
  8. Your mom is so ugly she applied to be a buffalo jill and lost out to marshawn lynch
  9. Moats is so bad that even after a successful year, they change his position and move him down down down the depth chart
  10. The real reason ralph wilson is going to miss the game is because this is his week where he has to go around town waking up buddy nix and chan gailey.
  11. the buffalo jills are so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
  12. Little does the world know (because who cares about buffalo) but the bills discovered the first half human/half dinosaur. Roscoe parrish apparently has the arms of a t-rex. The Bills front offense is so inept, I heard their scout takes tips from his friends's brother's cousin named SKOOBY
  13. The back of Merriman's jersey says..............FRAGILE
  14. Tyler Thigpin is so aimless and inaccurate, they make him wear a helmet on the sidelines so he doesn't run into anything hard and hurt himself.
  15. Michael Jasper is so fat his picture weighs ten pounds
  16. Leodis McKelvin is so dumb, he took a kickoff out of the endzone with a large lead late in a game
  17. Your runningback fred taylor is so old he knew Burger King while he was a prince
  18. The Bills are going down today! We have the best rushing attack in the league and our receivers can beat your receivers in a track race running backwards. Our defense is also the best in the league with the most amazingest defensive line eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus everyone one else on this team rocks. Did you know that we rested most of our good palyers last week against the broncos because we didn't want them to get hurt. Here are the x-factors today 1. We will put immense pressure on fitzgerald. He will suck today like he sucked last year. 2. We will stop your rushing attack. Fred tayler must be 40 years old by now, why is he even still in the league. 3. We will rush the ball down your throat. I heard you have a linebacker named kelsay. He is so slow that it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. 4. We will spot your team 500 yards in penalties and turnovers today because we are a bunch of undisciplined players that have HEART!!!!!!!!!
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