TheBrownBear

Dorsey. I mean, what can you say?

Leave Elam in England. JK, I think...

HUGE PLAY

No, I've been told he's just unfairly in McD's dog house.

Too late. The defense is donezo now. We are a middling defense at best going forward with this personnel.

You've got to be ***** kidding me.

Davis, ugh

Holy hell, Eisen is horrendous.

Friggin Knox.

Let's not turn Josh into Trent Edwards, please.

Broken f'ing leg? You gotta be kidding me.

Milano on a cart. FFS.

Personally, I'm still going. I'll sleep after the game.

Great story! Congrats to John! Also, it's pretty funny to think about going from a profession where your colleagues are guys like Tyreek Hill to becoming an MIT professor.

I'm sure they're turning over those stones too. Claypool COULD provide them with the big target redzone threat and 50/50 deep ball guy that they're currently missing. I'm not saying it's a great move (though I suppose it could turn into a good one), just that it's not completely illogical or useless to the Fins.

Not a bad move for the Dolphins. Get a potential asset for next to nothing. They're going to be hamstrung by the cap, Chubb and Hill trades, and an upcoming Tua so they're in "all-in" mode right now.

This is really unfortunate. Groot's been a beast. We didn't need this kind of setback, but I guess that's the nature of football.

Stick his name and OJ's on a bathroom stall in the new stadium.

He played like 14 games. Also, 4th down slide against Denver with the playoffs on the line. He gets as much love as he deserves.

Here's 13 minutes of misery to remind you that on any given Sunday... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaaDe6Z5vOM

Ain't happening. The Fins are going to slaughter them. Then the Giants get to come to WNY and get destroyed again on SNF. Must be real fun to be a Giants fan right now.

I can sort of appreciate the sentiment, but I've got to disagree that there are a handful of QBs in the league that compare to Josh at peak form. There's only one guy that can do what Josh does, but consistently does it better, and that's Mahomes. Yes, there's other dudes that do things really well from an accuracy, mental processing, arm strength, running standpoint, but no one (again, besides Mahomes) combines all of those traits like Allen when he's playing smart. And getting back to the general intent of the OP, Allen and Mahomes are head and shoulders above every other QB for pure entertainment factor and pulling rabbits out of the hat type of plays.

How is no one cracking up in the press room? Buncha Baylor guys in there?

I like how the DB isn't remotely keyed into the running play coming towards him either. Him and Diggs might as well have been on separate planets.

Is there a single player on the active roster that has a "Carolina connection?" Couldn't think of any off the top of my head.