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Watching RedZone... Man the Bills are in a different league from many of these teams

Storytelling 101: it's always darkest before the dawn. The rally begins today.

Cleveland Browns are just gross. Can you imagine them winning with Watson? Yuck.

Bills and Lions fans We know our story. As for Detroit, there are actually many, many die-hard true Lions fans out there who have never really seen any real playoff success, let alone any type of serious SB run. They had Barry Sanders and as good as he was they never went anywhere. Stafford. Megatron. Not even a deep playoff run.

in absentia, having a superstar RB is a huge advantage However, that comes with big $, and a long term deal the guy will never live up to because most are a flash in the pan for a few years then fade into obscurity. Does King Henry still play in the league? Last year he was an MVP candidate and looked like a cheat code.

very similar, good comparison! 2 guys 100% into their work with everything else being a box to check or an unwelcome distraction.

the sad truth is that none of that interests him... He's Dwight Schrute with more success and fewer beets

CMC + 49ers injury luck is not good Karma

Tom vs Time. It's all part of the story. Is it really over? Has Time finally won? 100% story arc. This week he'll throw for 400 yards and a few TDs against Carolina and everyone will do the whole "not so fast!" deal. Anyone who has ever watched WWE has seen the hero get beat down, seemingly it's hopeless, but THEN! The rally. The more hopeless it looks before the rally, the better for the story. Brady will 100% be in the Super Bowl. You can book it.

I'd never pay a RB, unless it was Thurman Thomas or Barry Sanders in his prime, and those guys come along once every 25 years. Remember Todd Gurley, the unstoppable RB who scored TD after TD after TD? Didn't even play in their Super Bowl and vanished after into obscurity. So many stories just like that. Even "King Henry" the unstoppable is now just a guy who runs for 3 yards a carry. RBs are important for sure, but once they hit superstar status it's time to trade them, because they'll be done in 2 years.

that's it... the guy is a robot film study... avacado smoothie... film study... kale smoothie... film study... bowl of lettuce... yoga... film study Mix in the occasional plastic surgery to look "adorable" but other than that there's really nothing else there. It's like listening to a robot when he talks. I predict he will be horrific to listen to on Fox and will hate every minute of it, because the topic won't be Tom Brady

I'm always like "how are they in this game?!" when I watch them

Football IS Brady's life. There's no room for anything else and it doesn't seem like he has any other interests. When he posted his retirement message it was all about supporting his kids and being there for them. Then he was like "the heck with this! I'm not the center of attention!" A handful of QBs have played into their 40's, but Brady is doing it because he can't function in the world outside of football. Peyton not only does his ESPN gig but also hosts College Bowl with Cooper, which is a lot of fun to watch. He's obviously happy and enjoying life with his brothers. I agree 100% that Rodgers will enjoy life after football probably as much or more than life as a football player. When Aaron's done he'll shrug, say "that was cool" and head off on some spiritual discovery camp in the jungle for 6 months. Say what you will about Rodgers, but the guy definitely is an interesting personality with things to say. Brady being the Fox commentator is going to be weird, because he has ZERO personality. He's a total dud, who never utters an interesting word. I can't imagine what he is going to sound like doing that job, because truly the only thing he cares about is the TB12 brand and playing football. Even when he's talking about his favorite topic (himself) he offers nothing but bland clichés and mumbling answers that say nothing.

I admit to sometimes getting frustrated with the coaching staff not playing rookies/young players "soon enough" but over time you see the same pattern emerge... "Why isn't ____ playing more?!" Then he plays a bit, earns more time, and eventually becomes a solid contributor. We have a top-notch GM and coaching staff. Then there are guys like Benford. The 7th round is barely paid attention to by fans, yet our 7th round CB might be just as good as the 1st rounder, at least at this point in time. That's not a knock on Elam, it's a testament to finding players later in the draft. It's not that Elam is bad, it's that BOTH are good, especially for rookies having to hold down the fort until White comes back. THEN, you've got 2 talented rookies who have played very well, along with a top CB in the league joining the team. GREAT place to be!

Atlanta is such a weird team... Mariotta goes like 11/15 for 100 yards and 1 TD and they somehow either win or are right there in the end.

SF could very well be the NFC Super Bowl rep. They're built for it. Never a favorite but always make a deep run because they are tough, physical, and just find ways to win. and you say "well, they won't be able to do that again!" and all of a sudden they were an easy dropped INT from playing the Bengals in last year's Super Bowl!

I thought I read the same thing but I can't find the reference to it now... I think it was in a tweet of his or something? Or maybe this is another Berenstain Bears tear in the matrix type deal. Yes, I spelled that right (even though I still say that it's Bearenstein). IF you haven't gone down that rabbit hole yet wait until you have some time free.

That price is lunacy! A 2, 3, and a 4 this year? Imo I'd rather have that than a 1. 3 lottery tickets vs 1 Just look at how many solid contributors Beane has drafted after round 2

Jumping on top of a guy who is on the ground should be a penalty if you care about player safety

This makes a ton of sense, thank you!

Ok looks like they adjusted it

Chance of converting is only 36% These stats seem made up

Could be... We watch a ton of movies on Amazon and Netflix and never had an issue Could be... We watch a ton of movies on Amazon and Netflix and never had an issue Could be... We watch a ton of movies on Amazon and Netflix and never had an issue

It's so dark looking... Only Amazon feeds look this way on our TV

People still fall for this? It's the story arc... Time vs Time... Our loveable, totally genuine awe shucks hero is down and out for sure this time... Looks like father time is finally going to win. And somewhere Matt Ryan is super bowl MVP! Lol It's almost time for Tommy's greatest comeback ever. This crap writes itself. It's like watching a horror film. The villain is never done.