49ers over Seahawks: 49ers are the real deal
Jaguars over Chargers: Trevor has really surprised me, and Peterson has ice water in his veins while Staley will do something to lose the game because of his Excel spreadsheets and contrarian attitude
Bills over Dolphins: Bills are by far the better team
Vikings over Giants: This is a tough one... Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins, which is bad for Kirk Cousins in the playoffs, but still. SKOL!
Bengals over Ravens: Ravens are scrappy but Bengals are lethal. Burrow is the real freaking deal.
Bucs over Cowboys: 1000%, lock solid, guarantee. Brady exists to torment souls and ruin Super Bowls, so he isn't going out to Dallas. In fact, this is all set up for the "their season was over, they were done, but THEN! Brady Magic!" garbage.
Plus Dak looks like the housewives concussed him: laying there loopy, flipping tables... it's a joke in big D. Sean Payton is probably already shopping for houses in Dallas.