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Maury Ballstein

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  1. Not the edition I have. My stoner handbook just says stare at boobs and eat all the chicken wings. It works
  2. We will see. 25.00 fine as opposed to all the legal nonsense is awesome.
  3. Happy new year.....why so serious.....and I love buffalo Those aren't antics in my book. Caveman Mike might provide us with some real antics.
  4. So much crow to be served once Stevie and the 49ers crush it. Some hilarious posts as always when it comes to Stevie and the "antics".
  5. And then the Buffalo Bills gave me a suitcase with 24 Millllllllllion in it !!!! Whooooooooo !
  6. This doesn't suck. Virginia needs to follow suit but won't. http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2014/07/16/marijuana-decriminalization-starts-at-midnight-heres-what-it-means-for-dc/
  7. No way. People with important jobs like security will keep America running. Low level employees like Greg don't have a say.
  8. http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/07/19-year-old-twin-redhead-sisters-were-arrested-in-raleigh-for-alleged-prostitution/
  9. Its not a joke, you know what time it is. Does your memory not reach that far back ? For sakes of who gives a crap, I'll cut this convo off. Looks like you graduated from trollsohard u to making some sense sometimes. Congrats FC, I am proud of you.
  10. Are you done ? Because that would be nice. Might as well get Charlie Browns teacher to post for you, it's all I hear.
  11. I need to relax because your joke sucks ? You're out of your element like always. I see your posting style has went from straight troll to fit in guy over the last few months. That's cool. Did your uncle steal your password ? You can perseverate with my balls. Save the advice.
  12. What time is your set at the comedy store ? Want to make sure I'm late for it.
  13. Have zero guilt for anything. Sorry the pot overpowered you as a youth and you live in fear of a plant. Nice try schmuck.
  14. Dr. security ? Holds a license to practice Medicine in a place called nowhere. Take away the pot from the epileptic kids it helps ? Take it away from the cancer patient who can't eat without a dose or two ? Cool stories bro.
  15. Employment at Burger King or Applebee's perhaps. Who gives a shhhht what they do? Move to a nicer neighborhood, the gangs won't intimidate you anymore.
  16. Michael K Williams or Larenz Tate for the guy No race specification on the "badass" girl ? If a blonde works here Joelle Carter can be a badass.
  17. Are you advocating hallucinogens? Are you saying anyone who used pot has a closed mind ? I don't follow.
  18. Are you a heat fan ? Sub .500 finals record too many losses. Guess Kermit got confused. Nevertheless, Chandler Parsons and his 6'9 all around game is a MAV now.....Cleveland Schmeveland. Western Conference is where the real teams are at.
  19. Sounds complicated. One thing at a time.
  20. That was the Bulls. Now he's just gonna be back to catching flack until Phil Jackson can fix the crappy roster up a bit.
  21. Bennett dropped 15-20 pounds and looks pretty good. With Lebrons passing Bennett will get a ton of easy buckets. **unless he's in this rumored Kevin love deal that's going down.
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