Maury Ballstein

Agree on cox. He was cracking me up when the D gave up a quick 7 to Tannenhill and he said I'm trying really hard to not cuss y'all out.

Whaley and Marrone are buffoons if they trade spiller IMO.

Lochlan is pretty dam funny. He's trying to work the tosh/jezelnik angle a little and it works. I think Nikki is ok, she seems like she should stick with the roasts. I think Machi rules though. His first few lines where he greets the crowd kill me.

To be determined still IMO.

Agree except Marshawn might belong in group A. His broken tackle stats are insanely good.

Spiller will be fine in a ppr league as a rb2. I'm snatching him up when I can if he doesn't get drafted too high. I still remember the monster numbers he gave me in '12.

Citizens on patrol ?

Houston, we have a problem.

This. Chris Williams is the worst. Bears fans laughed at the notion someone paid this guy.

Williams Watkins Woods and Hogan all look like they mean business.

What game did you watch ? Blame EJ for the OL and Fred's inability to pick up a yard ? Lets trade for butt fumble he was poised in the 3rd qtr of a preseason game.

Panthers stadium blasting Bon Jovi ! Wtf

Gilmore's cushion gets blown up again.

Time to shiv all these mofos https://news.vice.com/video/the-islamic-state-part-1?utm_source=vicetwitterus

Colt McCoy is cooking. 6-6 with a Td.

Mallett looks pretty solid. Seems to be completing mid range tosses with ease.

I need more money. Way to go Jerry !

Hamas spokesman Osama Hamdan would not say whether or not Hamas would consider removing the part of its charter that calls for the killing of all Jews. CNN’s Jake Tapper read directly from Hamas’s charter to Hamdan: “The Day of Judgment will not come about until Muslims fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or tree.” http://nationalreview.com/corner/384562/hamas-spokesman-wont-say-whether-hamas-would-remove-call-killing-jews-its-charter Sounds like reasonable folks to deal with huh ? Geeezus Christ some of you are prime time idiots.

Bortles girlfriend > bortles.

Clap clap clap. Finish him !!

Uh oh it's getting real. Here in Va Beach we have some dirty hippies standing outside the Taco Bell with huge free Palestine posters. Which one was joe ? Which one was birddog ? Honked my horn, they all looked at me for approval, then I hit em with the thumbs down! Suck it hippies.

They are both Miami Hurricanes. They have love for each other.

Marino and Esiason coming to see him in the hospital. Time for more tears.

Reed and Strahan both were great. Can't hate on Strahan for admitting he's a mamas boy and needed Jane Fonda tapes as a husky youth.