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Maury Ballstein

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  1. Better players at my local church game than Shelvin Mack, Kent Bazemore, Mike Scott, and Mike Muscala. Wtf Hawks ? East is just terrible unless wizards make a jump.
  2. Best ever. Reggie Miller just got passed. Currys insane layups and floaters with both hands are something Miller nor Ray Allen bring to the table.
  3. Nothing beats Al Swearigens monologues while being fellated on deadwood. Good show. I'd add game of thrones if you haven't gotten into that yet. Justified on fx is good too. Some deadwood actors are in it.
  4. If the balls fell a certain way they could have had 3 first rounders iirc. Poor Knicks. I also don't like Okafor half as much as Towns he seems lazy and needs to get in better shape.
  5. No one listens to you anymore. Take a public speaking course Rog. Congrats on not being fired for covering up spygate and the Ray Rice tape fiasco.
  6. That's no match at all. Roidhead would take it to the flopper.
  7. People love twitter and the creator wipes his butt w 100 dollar bills, pretty dunb indeed.
  8. Good for Guitar and Pizza sales though. Eff those kids you speak of.
  9. Another swing and miss. That's turbosrgood you're talking about. Do you half ass everything ?
  10. Silicon Valley is awesome. The Canadian guy and Indian guy busting each other's chops is always hilarious.
  11. Apologize for your sins and all will be wiped clean. What a crock. If you're a pos your a pos. the worms will eat you like everyone else.
  12. Sweet I'll check it out of its on demand.
  13. He is an old bro and he will knock your teeth out.
  14. Nothing political about Daniel tosh. Why would it turn political ? Confused.
  15. 2 > 1. How was the baked chicken last night ? Good episode of oreilly factor on ?
  16. Sorry some of us have class. Midnight is an appropriate time to return home from a 7pm first date. She's a teacher I'm a gentleman. Take notes guys, this is how its done. Pssssh home by midnight smack. Congrats on those of you who love those slutty ones. I can wait a date or two.
  17. Cue the expected worm joke. Yawn. Probably make double what you do but hey keep pushing that broke angle. It's just another missed joke. Spellchecker smack is always the play, 2 pts awarded to you. You would have had a heart attack sitting across the table from my date this evening. Ended up on a couch at some hipster restaurant drinking old fashioneds don draper style. Hope your evening was well. If you want to see my unit pm me. I'm not bragging but you won't need a magnifying glass.
  18. Cool story gramps. Have another date tonite too. Enjoy that bbw porn while I'm out. Early bird gets the worm, apologies for my impeccable work ethic. No weed this am, maybe tommorow. Do you have a point or another flawed analogy to make? Don't worry I'll be here to correct you.
  19. Wow look at the lame-o's in action. When your only bullet is duckdog you have failed. Again. 3rds gibberish is embarrassing, the duckdog/jauronimo parrallels do not exist.
  20. Shiv the mofo. Don't waste another taxpayers cent on this pos.
  21. Shumpert and Delly were balling. Feel bad for Bulls they were a few ticks away from being up 3-1 in series. Back to a subject I like though. Lebron hate. He has been de facto big head gm for years now. It's when I started to hate him, first stint w cavs he asks to get antawn Jamison and others they do then he complains about the team post season. He did it w Napier too. Just a giant toolbag imo. Poor wizards too, pierce was yelling "series" after his foiled game winner from the last game. Hawks cavs should be a snoozefest.
  22. If he is getting stoned and watching nba playoffs hit me up Sammy. My kind of party. Wooo If it's hookah then the OP is beyond hilarious with his message to the kids angle. If it was Garth Brooks instead of hip hop playing would it be better for the kids ? 10 sec vid let's all go nutso!
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