Maury Ballstein

Wow. Let's decriminalize burglary. Ho leeeeeee fukkkkkk. This is what the block function is for.

You don't get the show You don't get the show Exactly. He spoofs everything and tries to get more than coach speak out of people. Mike Ryan might be the funniest of all of them. Love it when he gets fired up.

Fair enough. I think he's a baby because he walked away 24 hours after management told him don't bring your kid to work EVERY day.

Wade Phillips looks like a guy on the BBQ sauce bottle Wade Phillips looks like a flabbergasted lost Boy Scouts leader Urban Meyer looks like the neighbor who has to have the bigger lawnmower. Chuck Pagano looks like Tony Sopranos friend who keeps running up a huge gambling debt.

Not half white. Fully white

Listen to Lebatard and Stugotz everyday. Might like stugotz's game notes segment over the look like game but both are awesome. Some of my favorites --Jim Tomsula looks like the first guy that shows up to date your mother after the divorce --Jeff VanGundy looks like the mortician that eats a sandwich while he works. --Mike Golic, Richie Incognito and others look like the construction crew that catcalls women.

For evvvvvvv. Errrrrr ! Squints was the man.

I didn't create man. Some younger men enjoy dick jokes and sex talk. We come in all walks and forms. Yerp Yerp. A man who can't be away from his son for a day ? Sounds like Norma and Norman Bates to me.

I feel he's being a baby. If one of his teammates wants to talk about the 4 girls he banged last night he can't do it because baby LaRoche is in the building. It's a locker room. Cursing, inappropriate music, penises and balls abound.

oingo boingo "dead mans party". Rodney the king Dangerfield and Back to School all day !! Shout and Animal house as a 1a

The return of Fuddruckers to Norfolk. Red robin and five guys can go to hell.

Amazing how many here are on their knees grabbing at bellichek's zipper. Brady is the guy. BB Don't exist without Tom Terrific

You enjoy burglary ? Work hard to let some dumbass take your stuff ? Would've been better if he raped her and took her tv huh ? Walk in my house I'm blasting your ass, dgaf if you're black or white dummy

Gotta steal to wear brand new Jordan's to school everyday so you can roast the poor kids wearing KMART shoes. Culture !

Unless you're into fast huge tight ends

"How else he gonna get money?" Umm McDonald's or any restaurant that has dishes will pay you. What a joke. Break into my house you're getting an Easton to the face. I need to get a gun. I feel zero pity for any burglar who catches a bullet. How you doin to the newslady in the white dress. Impressive stuff Florida !

Flutie is paid. Getting that ESPN college football host cash.

I guess for some but when the Sox GM is under intense scrutiny and wants to tighten up the atmosphere a little with no kids around he should be able to do so.

Seems odd, lucky kid though.

Bennett is a weapon. Big cat will get it once he sees the pats crushing souls in the red zone.

Bennett was eating with Cutler. Cutler rules.

Adam LaRoche walks away from 13 million dollars to play this season for the Chicago White Sox. He brings his kid to the ballpark every day. Allegedly he caught an attitude as White Sox management tells him to bring the kid sometimes but not every day. Kid even had the locker in the locker room next to pops. I don't think the White Sox are asking for too much.

Add in McCoy to the Brady Bills and it's a wrap. Pats secondary = meh.

Martellus will not be happy the Patriots Pandora playlists in the locker room.

This is not good. Brady w 2 good tight ends again = doom