Maury Ballstein

Lolz. Tasty rolls.

You're slowly turning into jtsp.

Let me know when the pills kick in and you get back to the real world. This makes zero sense.

Why can't they pay for dinner ? What are these other items you speak of ? Mortgages, Bills tickets ?

Can he do it without the hashtag ? That thing is the worst.

Does this friend zone involve motorboating ? No exactly here sir. That's what a friend said. It was a second date, had no free time to spend w other people.

Metz isn't infatuated with EJ is he ? Write another manifesto about it.

Yes and the 25.00 bar bill. Equality brother. Get on board !! I paid first date she paid second. She tried to pay for first one too, told her get outta here. Tried giving her money for this one she wouldn't take it.

Smoke another one/have another beer and tell us some more tales of the future.

She's a public school teacher should know a lot of people but no.

The who the hell are they vibe ? Or the I'm not sending a drink back the prices here are insane. Hah They had bottle of wine. Wine list had ton of 150.00 and up options

No context. Just sat down. Random couple sends over drinks. Date paid the 140.00 bill though. What a win!!

Nope. Some hot blond and a guy who looked like Pete Caroll

What's the protocol here ? So me and a date sit down in a booth at the River Stone Chophouse. We come to the table with a Manhattan and glass of wine as they had a 10 minute wait for a table. Waiter brings us another round within 5 mins, states some other couple bought them. We both look over and have no clue who they are. When they leave in 30 mins they make no eye contact as I intended to give him the thanks head nod. Swingers? Pay it forwarders ? Who buys drinks for random couples in booths ? Loved the Manhattan but was definetly a first.

This is amazing. You whine about how terrible the team is and you want to make the team worse by getting rid of the focal point of the top rushing offense. Off season TSW strikes again. Hot take overload this month.

Ooooh wee. Check out the INT at the 2:48 mark and 3 min mark. You're proving you're either a troll or just don't get it when it comes to football. Here's another video where people throw out terms like elite in regards to Norman as a corner. Wrong again joe.

Yes having a top ranked corner who tackles well is bad. Unsubscribe please.

Yep Doomed

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/chris-christie-tunsil-bong_us_57251055e4b0b49df6ab7cfa Chris Christie rides w BBB and unbillievable. STOMP IT OUT ! Derp, which strand pulled the trigger ?

Chad Pennington > bills. I wouldn't naysay him in your position Pennington > Fitz by miles. He was a winner, injuries cost him.

What are you talking about captain repetitive ? Did you read the article? This is why every post you post gets mocked. What about this article screams lazy Haynesworth ?

What is going on here ? Famous Jameis and Bortles getting the hook for fitzpicksix? Terrific.

I hope so. If he comes out to every home game with some sweet dancing to Hot in Hurrrrr he might be.

Josh Normans awesome. http://www.theplayerstribune.com/josh-norman-redskins-panthers/ I hope he gets all the Bologna.

I'm going strictly off the tebow comparisons everyone used to say and his play 2 years ago. I did not see much of him this season. He looked a little tight and limited then, He must have had a better senior season. His delivery looked odd as a junior jmo. If I had to pick I'd take Cardale, so much upside.