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Maury Ballstein

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  1. Maury Ballstein
    Firechan's the real MVP.
  2. Maury Ballstein
    Guess Hillary is gonna need to build a higher fence and bring in actors for the rest of the convention so her sorry ass doesn't get booed off stage. This **** is hilarious. Eff her.
  3. Maury Ballstein
    Made sweet love to apple pies way before Jason Biggs did.
  4. Maury Ballstein
    Hasn't cracked a smile since Hanson broke up.
  5. Maury Ballstein
    Bakes scones for his secretary every Sunday night. Also spends half his day dreaming about Dancing with the Stars.
  6. Maury Ballstein
    I hope Jerry Hughes sacks his sorry behind into retirement
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    They spoke highly. "Imagine if you bring a ring to Buffalo" "Tyrod's an up and comer" Also "they have cap room". Hah
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    Who shot up kids night at club blu ? Islam or BLM ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706570/amp/One-dead-ten-wounded-Florida-teenage-disco-mass-shooting.html
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    This.
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    I'd rather sit on my nuts Hammersticks style.
  12. Maury Ballstein
    Irrelevant troll. Watch your Laurel and Hardy tapes for new content.
  13. Maury Ballstein
    Was funny once 17 years ago.
  14. Maury Ballstein
    ayyyy it's oldie but not goodie.
  15. Maury Ballstein
    Shhhhhh. Observer is observing.
  16. Maury Ballstein
    The only thing you lift up and put down are Chocolate Eclairs
  17. Maury Ballstein
    No need to apologize. My vote is for KW, we haven't had a fat president in a while.
  18. Maury Ballstein
    Baseball and Hockey don't care about marijuana use. Smoke em if you got em.
  19. Maury Ballstein
    The human flop machine. He's getting hard fouled if he tried that move on me
  20. Maury Ballstein
    Wonder if Taskers ghost will show up to "roast" him.
  21. Maury Ballstein
    What ammo is that ? Listen to Charles Barkley, raise your own kids athletes don't have to be role models. Didn't know Doc was a Mase and Biggie fan. Keep it real doc
  22. Maury Ballstein
    What is Hillary telling you to think ?
  23. Maury Ballstein
    Bravo. So much ado about assplay. Agree. I wonder what percentage of us are gay, seems to be the only thing everyone wants to talk about.
  24. Maury Ballstein
    What about mustache rides ?
  25. Maury Ballstein
    Christian Bale gets the gold. (The fighter, the big short, American psycho) Others receiving votes. Matt Damon, Wahlberg, Vince Vaughn. Women. Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lawrence
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