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This is a parody thread so some of you will not enjoy it. I encourage you to stop reading at this point. You know who you are. So what do the Bills do in the draft, in particular in the first three rounds where they’re the likeliest to land starters for the immediate season? There is one (and only one) school of thought: Beane must improve the worst ST in the league last season by drafting a gunner, a two-man wedge specialist, and a punter during the first three rounds of the draft. You may debate whether Beane should go punter first or not -- I think this is a critical position that can pay immediate dividends in field position since the offense has not been adequately addressed and we can expect to see a plethora of 3-and-outs. So if we go punter in the first, that leaves gunner and wedge specialist for rounds two and three. My analysis of the draft pool leads me to believe Beane will be able to find immediate impact players in both areas.

I'm sorry, you need to make your post 20 times longer before I will casually respond that the Bills need to draft for talent, period. On both sides of the ball.

Why do people feel the need to set themselves up for this sort of ridicule? Who comes to this message board to read a tome? The Bills need to draft for talent. On both sides of the ball. It's really that simple.

For the umpteenth time...the red helmets are garbage. Certain Bills fans are just sentimental about them because that's what the Kelly-Thurman-Andre-Bruce Bills wore. Let me assure you, if the Bills of the 90s had been wearing today's uniforms they'd have been even more badass.

16. Plus 3 in the playoffs. I'll show myself out.

I think he'd like to find out.

Umm, yeah. Nice attempt by Jamal but the cat's out of the bag. And it's this cat:

Is that JP-era's new screen name?

My exact sentiments. Their classic helmet and uniforms were the only thing redeeming about that franchise.

We rarely see a "hell, yes" hot for teacher thread. But HELL, yes!

There's some good video of when the Skins played the Texans last year and Nsekhe dominated Clowney. He's good.

I think having a veteran C (Morse) is the key. He's the spoon (or is it straw?) that stirs the drink.

#ClicheAlert "Iron sharpens iron."

Well, I trust that you put a lot of thought into your research so I am happy to hear this!

And yet still a senseless waste of time. I will never understand the "mock draft" phenomenon.

That was fun. Remember being there w/ my wife and partying afterwards. We really hoped the tide had turned.

Ok, now that I read that the goal was designing a hat that incorporates the city/state flag, the Bills hat looks much better. Probably one of the top 10 -- a lot of those designs are awful.

Looks like it's 50/50 right now...

Just voted. 53/47 Josh currently.

I thought it was incredibly dumb for the Jets to hire Gase immediately after being fired in Miami. Didn't make sense then, doesn't make sense now. Add the Gregggggo gasoline-on-a-grease-fire dynamic and it really is all set up to explode, which would suit me just fine.

I never like seeing one-and-done teams make it all the way, so needless to say I'm happy (for numerous) reasons the Dookies got their due. Should be a really interesting Final Four; wouldn't at all be surprised by a Texas Tech/Auburn final but I feel like Virginia will find a way to get it done.

What, the bowling ball with butcher knives market is saturated?

What a game. That Purdue kid is sick. Incredible finish in regulation for UVA. And the kicker? With those last two FTs they covered the spread.

It’s still really early and no one can claim “victory” but I think the thing about Josh that was most overlooked is the fact he hasn’t really had good coaching at any point until now. The growth from the beginning to the end of the year, despite really only getting 3rd team reps all camp, was notable. I believe his confidence is through the roof and I can’t wait for training camp — when undoubtedly he’ll throw too many incompletions and be labeled a failure.

Man, you really have NO sense of humor when it comes to this topic. Lighten up, Francis.