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Slippery Rubber Mats

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  1. That was Ziggy Ertz, hot dog vendor. No relation to the football player, hell of a dog though.
  2. Machine Gun, I completely agree. It’s absurd in the most Billsy way.
  3. Slipping on floor mats is one of my favorite inside jokes from the dark years. Just so ridiculously Billsy. Poor Kolb. I’ve read he’s got it bad. Wish him the best even though the mats thing is funny. The Buffalo Bills, eternally in a search for a franchise QB, signs a shiny new free agent QB and as he’s running out to greet the fans and media he raised his arm to wave only to slip on some slippery rubber mat left out in the middle of the field. Leg broken career over game over bills.
  4. We will dominate this year if we can get a running game.
  5. I'm glad we got in early. Several teams have up and coming elite long snappers and they will want to reset the market too. Beane is working these fools.
  6. Search for Dion Dawkins at the Grand Buffet on youtube. He was engorging himself and after 14 plates he was walking out and some dude caught him on vide saying "I'm going for four hundo". He'll be ok though.
  7. Maybe he worked hard over the break to do what they asked, and coach feels like he deserves some public praise for it. Without looking too deep, it seems like that to me.
  8. Shiiiiiitttttt, I'd take that deal in a heartbeat. EDIT: I did not intend this to be a pun, sorry about that LOL
  9. Yep if you squint real hard and forget most of what you know about football you could imagine a scenario where Jeff takes us to like 6-10. But instead he just crapped his pants.
  10. I bet he hasn't even spoken with Wade and Duke Williams today. Not even a quick text message to say good morning.
  11. I appreciate your enthusiasm but no, I completely disagree. We've seen next to nothing from wade, and this is a championship caliber team. If I cut Jones, I'm carrying a different professional football player at OL or probably DL. All that being said, Wade is a cool story and *****, I hope he destroys preseason and we have to keep him.
  12. And the guy you are championing has never touched a football in a live game that counted. And in the games that didn't count, you saw him for a total of about 13 seconds.
  13. Doesn't wade have like 3 preseason carries total? Regardless how those 3 carries went, that's all you've seen of him. And based on 3 carries you are confident he will replace Jones's special team value? Peak offseason right here.
  14. 4 is plenty. If we got like 1 or something, sure, something to complain about. 4 vs 5? Just looking for something to complain about IMO.
  15. Bills vs Roughriders on Memorial Day
  16. Centers are discount OL in free agency. I could see a free agent at that position and using draft picks on the more expensive positions.
  17. That article is unreadable. If you have so much to say in parenthesis, skip the parenthesis and just say it lol. What a trainwreck.
  18. Because we dont need a 40 time on his best day to know he isn't the fastest. We've watched him play football live for years.
  19. I see Sherman fitting right in. Like a perfect fit really.
  20. The Jets will be terrible this year, though I like them to improve in the following years
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