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BringBackFlutie

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  1. Bro. There are professionals for this. Most people even have sessions covered by their health insurance.
  2. But does he have control of the 53?
  3. Is this a haiku?
  4. I really thought this was another Gabe Davis thread.
  5. ...I will strike you.
  6. On the metro right now. Didn't want to disappoint you.
  7. I'm thinking slot receiver. Might need to use some CGI. Have you seen the latest Indiana Jones?
  8. I can't handle this. I'll jump in shark-infested waters.
  9. He's probably at like, maybe 2500 calories. His maintenance is well into the 3000s. And if he's working out fasted twice a day, he needs to restore all that glycogen with the sugar. Honestly the candy likely doesn't supply him all the carbs he really needs.
  10. If you pay to run an ad in the paper do you also get reader access?
  11. Yes. That's outrageous. You could get all the news channels + HBO for that price.
  12. He looks like Majin buu.
  13. If he hasn't already developed bad habits from assuming he'll never have adequate OL play. 🙁
  14. Is Josh Allen (or a likeness of him. Or his Jersey. Or a towel with his name sharpied on it) involved in this scenario?
  15. Thanks for clarifying. I thought he actually bartered his services for an unspecified amount of peanuts.
  16. Where are the numbers in the OP coming from? I looked up leaders in passing yards per game, for a career, in the playoffs, and Allen isn't on the list. Actually. He is on the list, but #5. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_yds_per_g_career_playoffs.htm
  17. Yeeessss! THIS is the one I've been WAITING for!
  18. How much do you think he's lifted until this year?
  19. I did get turned on to Tequila by a lady who told me she drinks it because it has the least calories. So that statement checks out.
  20. Omg you just called me a skinny woman.
  21. Amazing what a little snorkeling will do for morale.
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