BringBackFlutie

I bet you had a whole thoughtful response mapped out to defend yourself, then realized what you were doing, and this was the result. Bruh. Lol.

Did he? You sure he didn't give snaps at center?

lol

Wait. Was he on the bears twice with two different numbers!?

Is this thing on??? I'm glad you just came out with it. Sometimes I think people are only here because they like to hear themselves type! I'm glad you asked. The answer is no. Sorry. Exactly. In the past, our starters routinely left the field with nothing to show for it. We said "whatevs! It's preseason!" They did the same, come Week 1. Yes. A record number of straws untouched in that reply. ?

His point was that he could reference records, for the record, in the same sentence, and only say "record" once. I mean, I'M impressed...

Bruh. Pump the brakes. It's only preseason. ...and now I'll actually read your post for real ?

You beat me to it.

Did you black out during the 183rd?

1,000,001. All preseason.

I don't even know what it means. Allen is uncomfortable throwing? Thad is uncomfortable? I mean, how is any of this related to comfort?

I'm so confused. Was he a FA this whole time?

I'll keep that one in my back pocket.

Craigslist. I found one last night via text.

I'm also going to be at both. Hoping to hang out with Jimbo and Law. This is NOVA, btw.

"Football knowledge." Right. Are you gonna be at the Dolphins or Cinci game?

Wait. You're back?

Marcellus Wiley

Green Tea is like water. I'm surprised he didn't buy more.

It is. Even when it's only in the 80s, the "feels like" will be in the 90s. It's just SO hot here. I'm not a heavy guy or a sweater or anything, but I will get sweat marks on my shirt walking from my office to the car. In my parking garage at home, 3 floors below ground, it's in the high 80s all summer.

Was 99 today and yesterday in Reston.

...Did you just say you were born in 8? AD? Am I the only one that noticed this?

I'd pay $100,000,000,000 to have Earl Campbell on my team.

I'm more concerned with how dirty his carpets must be if they didn't.

I did a triple take at the posting time of the OP. I could have sworn it was a few weeks old.