BringBackFlutie

Oh- he sees it. Trust me.

Whoa.

So, you did this. Interesting.

You did. Dunno where it is now. Nvm. Looks like @Merle found it.

Oh no, don't worry about it. I was being very honest in observing how fast it filled. But thank you for the offer.

Well that was fast.

May as well dress Epenesa. It's the Jets. Let him get some experience.

What? Of course they will (probably should). We're going to be post-season contenders for the year or two it takes- which should be plenty enjoyable, and just the beginning. Fans' biggest problem is less impatience, and more the idea that we have a "window" Allen needs to hit. The team is being built for perennial success, not a small window of opportunity.

Hahahaha that's hilarious.

...But then how will we be able to play the rest of the season?

Oh, stop it. He's like, second on my list, behind Brett Favre.

I would MUCH rather be on the ground with someone bigger than me, than on my feet.

"Yeah, sure, it's adorable. Looks just like you. ...and it's going to the Football Gods. Sorry, I know your baby is 'important' and all, but this is SERIOUS."

...Yeah. I'm more excited than ever for this season. Sure, I don't like politicizing anything, or not being able to be at games. However, neither are avoidable at this point, and I wouldn't expect as large an operation as the NFL to ignore racism or a global pandemic. Some issues permeate all of society- even sports (I don't know why sports would be untouchable, anyway). I don't have a problem with Armed Forces Month observance; Breast Cancer Awareness Month observance; 9/11 ceremonies; employing security guards to prevent drunk people from entering the stadium with guns and, potentially, killing people; etc. Certainly, none of that gets in the way of my excitement for football. I'd give mine and @Logic's firstborns for a Bills Super Bowl win. Who TF wouldn't?

Yeah, that's how I see it. We would've been a good landing spot if we didn't go out and get Matakevich already.

13+.

Well. For starters, he clearly cares a lot more about tennis than any of us do. That's for sure...

You mean, " @That's No Moon..."

I love this. So much. There's even a mathematical explanation. @BringBackFergy is a true genius, and we should appreciate his work. It's the perfect balance of creativity and not trying too hard.

...That's exactly what he'd be, if we traded him for Yannick.

"See? Look at you- you already wanna record people. You the police!"

I have no idea why. When I use up the toilet paper, I get another roll, and set it on its side, ontop of the old roll. It's as if I shut my brain off before the last step. ...every time my girlfriend is over, I walk into the bathroom and find that the roll is on the holder, as it should be. This may be a strange guy/girl phenomenon.

I just wanted you to have all the facts at your disposal. Hard no for me, though- I think. Looks like a giraffe.

Just so you know, she told me she only goes for guys that are nearly 6 foot.

1,000,000,000,000x this.