BringBackFlutie

It's true. I got my vape confiscated on my way into the Titans night game a few years back. Drunk me was really upset about it. Like, unreasonably, for the rest of the evening, including at the doordasher that delivered our pizza to the hotel. Fortunately, for everyone, I no longer vape. ...and I can't even count how many times I've texted someone that I accidentally ordered them food. One night, I was hanging out with friends on my porch, in Northern VA, and had to call a hotel in Chicago to congratulate their staff on all the free pizza I was having delivered to them 😅 Free apps is one thing. Freedom from the responsibility of groceries? That's next level.

I walked out to meet them once and they looked at me and said, "dude. You're drunk." I said, "duh. That's why I'm not making food for myself. Now give me that." ....then I left them 0 stars.

I drunk doordash this too many nights out of the year to want to see it on my Thanksgiving Day table. It's enough of a surprise to see it on my kitchen counter most mornings.

Leave it to you to misread the drafting of a real life demigod great white shark with legs.

....access?

That's MISTER Chan to you.

I will buy ANYTHING that Josh Allen endorses. Even feminine hygiene products.

Flutie, CJ, Lee Evans, and Byrd. ...woulda won state!

Bruh. He just needed space! CJ "spaceship" Spiller!

Omg omg yessssss

Also the league is QB-needy.

Oh? Music to your eyes, you mean? So not music?

Alright alright. I'm at the point that I could potentially have a casual conversation with Maddy and not throw up. Likely, even.

S M O K E S C R E E N We're trading McD to the state of Georgia for a 4th round waterbug RB and Chan Gailey.