BringBackFlutie

I once sent at least 1 order back per day for like a half season straight at Jimmy's. I said they were freezer burnt. They said they're made fresh. I said I didn't believe them. They said I wasn't allowed to order them anymore.

Whatever promises to satisfy a hunger and level of intoxication large enough to consider consuming bar food. 8 orders of mozzarella sticks, a platter of nachos, 2 pizzas, 30 wings...whatever I've missed the most since last time.

Didn't you just post that you avoid girls who buy tampons?

Miami

Granted, that was like going from an all time great ST coach to...I dunno, average?

.... bro 🤣🤣🤣

Right? Then we'll win 11+ games.

Coma guy's room. Gonna stop by alzheimer lady's room first, and pick up the Reuben she won't remember missing for a game time snack.

...your loss!

I think if you set everything at 50% odds, and a FG at close to 100%, then you just keep multiplying by 50% for each event in the sequence to see that the Ravens' chances of winning drop a lot if we kick a FG. Kick fieldgoal- Ravens then need a TD - 50%, then a 2 pt conversion - 25%, then stop us from a FG - 12.5%, then win a coin toss - 6.25%, then score a TD - 3.13%, then stop us - 1.6%. Go for it- 50% to stop us, then score a TD, 25%, then stop us, 12.5%. So like, making broad assumptions, we were 12 times as likely to win by kicking the FG.

I don't see the turnovers as luck, I think the entire plan on Sunday was to use our home field advantage and let them make mistakes with a slippery ball, frozen field, cold hands, etc. We basically said, "we can play in this, and the pressure will be on you to keep up and be uncomfortable doing it." We knew we wouldn't turn the ball over and that we could put up points, and we knew that the Ravens weren't going to be patient enough to stick with Henry. The positive turnover differential was inevitable for us.

That's not disgusting. It's true. For me at least.

If we had lost last night, and the media all placated us, saying the Bills lost it rather than the Ravens won, it would be nice to hear...and then the week would end, and we wouldn't be playing again, and that would suck. Only one thing matters.

....but 3 is not opposite 6?

Now I want more riddles.