For the first time in my life, I decided I had to sacrifice something pre-game to end this damn patriots curse. I found an old red sox hat in my house, doused it in gas, lit it on fire, burnt the **** outta my hand, lost some of the grass in my backyard, almost lit the house on fire. All while wearing Zubaz and my jersey. I really hope the back door neighbors didn't see this go down, it was almost a disaster. But it was SO worth it.