With apologies to Peter, Paul and Mary:
"I'm in love with a lime green couch
A lime green couch loves me
It's not as bad as it appears
He wears glasses and he's six foot three.
Well I'm not worried about our kids
I know they'll turn out neat
They'll be great looks cause they'll have my face
Great swimmers cause they'll have his seat."
I would have been mortified with those initials as a teenager. Granted, I was a dork and had no self esteem, but STILL...
NOW, I think it would be a riot to have those initials. But definitely not then.