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Jauronimo

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  1. Dolphins first TD was an 18 yard drive after an Allen INT. Dolphins second TD was a strip sack on Allen. Defense held Miami to 209 net yards and forced two turnovers. It was only a contest because Buffalo's offense kept Miami in the game. Miami scoring drives: - 38 yards, 3 - 18 yards, 6 - 8 yards, 9 - 18 yards, 17 - 0 yards, 24 - 75 yards, 31 Buffalo defense allowed one drive all game. This is not the game to talk about Buffalo's playoff defense.
  2. By any standard for offensive football. Diggs running free and not getting the ball is consistent with a garbage offensive performance.
  3. The offense was complete garbage yesterday
  4. Its the only time you'll find me on team gabagool. Its hard for me to admit that the culture that brought us Jersey Shore has any redeeming qualities but I have to admit that Italy has no competition for what those paisanos built in the tri-state area that fueled pizza culture across the country. Neapolitan pizza can f@#$ right off.
  5. Curry is 100% a british invention. And the reason why there are curries in thailand, japan, and the caribbean is also completely british. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/04/why-we-call-indian-dishes-curry-colonial-history/586828/ https://indiaphile.info/what-is-curry-and-a-recipe-for-garam-masala/
  6. Totally disagree on #2. The curry house is distinctly british. The term curry itself is british in origin and a misnomer for kari a hindi word meaning sauce. Any dish with sauce became known as a "curry" during the colonial period in india and these dishes were adapted to and made for british tastes. Chicken tikka masala is the national dish of England and is believed to have originated in London. The pizza we eat in the states is distinctly American from ingredients used to cooking style to ovens used. It bears little resemblance to what is eaten Italy. Italians may have invented it but it was perfected by Americans.
  7. Great trade. Miami is the perfect place for Claypool to get away from the other crap and focus on football. Too many distractions in Pittsburgh.
  8. Sounds like you missed the first two attempts. Surprised she gave you a 3rd chance.
  9. That way they can appreciate just how disappointing you are.
  10. Shia LaBoeuf looks nothing like Josh Allen.
  11. And we're doing this without Boogie Basham which is important context.
  12. Not only that, I've heard that Diggs doesn't move in bed. He just lays there like a dead fish and makes the woman do all the work while he sings showtunes . Hes a very inconsiderate lover. Pretty sure thats what Maddy Glab was alluding to but no one wanted to listen.
  13. In the first clip wtf is Kincaid doing? He whiffs on his chip and then submarines his own teammate. He put a helmet right on Damien Harris' groin like he was trying to pop out a ball or two. That must have gotten some laughs in the film room.
  14. Dude never played a game for the Panthers.
  15. Maybe you don't know us well enough?
  16. I had a tuna melt on victory monday just so I could literally experience squishing the phish. It wasn't as satisfying as figuratively squishing the phish on Sunday but still rewarding.
  17. some kind of griddle cake with honey is too much for you?
  18. Rumbledthumps, periwinkles, spotted dick, eton mess, toad in a hole with mucky drippings, and sprick spry with horny shaberwazzles.
  19. He got Tua a gift card. Why, how, and where Tua redeemed it for herpes is the real story. I think he bears at least 20% of the blame here.
  20. This is impressively stupid.
  21. The ratings proved its true. There was a major spike in viewership last week and it wasn't because the Bears are must see TV. Those rumors started in this thread 6 posts up from yours. 99% of her catalogue is songs about dudes she used to date. Great theory, TBD.
  22. Just like no one sticks with a product after the free trial period us up and no one buys products after the free sample. Marketing just doesn't work and the best way to expand your market share is by doubling down on the people who couldn't quit even if they wanted to. Football fans stuck with the league through the concussion scandal, red jerseys on QBs, kneeling, Mike Vick, Covid policies, the helmet anti-hate slogans, and burning their jerseys over the WFT name change but they will be turning away in droves because of the Swift attention, I'm sure of it. I have seen none of the heat you mention by the way. Not even from the usual crazies who want to boycott over spilled milk. This is a league constantly embroiled in scandal. Throwing a bone to a few Swifties and trying to capture casual/new fans doesn't even register as a credible threat to league popularity. The NFL has no more market share to capture among past their prime, ornery men in the United States like those of you bitching about Swift/Kelce. As it turns out, women make up 50% of the total human population. I was incredulous too but the latest U.S. census data confirmed it. Women of all ages love Taylor Swift which is why there has been a material and immediate spike in interest in Kelce and the Chiefs. And for the price of $0 the NFL has an opportunity to create life long fans (consumers) out of young women who traditionally have low interest in the NFL outside of reacting to the latest domestic violence scandal. I would argue that all upside and no cost is a pretty compelling business opportunity, and one worth pursuing.
  23. The 1 million people who started following Travis Kelce's socials and the horde of new fans who spiked his jersey sales 400% overnight is who cares. https://sports.yahoo.com/the-taylor-swift-effect-miss-americana-is-turning-travis-kelce-into-americas-sweetheart-131832393.html Kelce is a nobody compared to Swift. But sure, the NFL should just ignore the opportunity to reach an untapped market while catering to the crowd they already own. Brilliant marketing plan.
  24. Tuna melt if we win. Literally squishing the fish.
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