Jauronimo

How about haberdashery while we're tossing around words that don't even begin to characterize Rivers?

Rivers arrives in Buffalo to deliver a super bowl to a starving fan base and repopulate this dying city. He will go down in the books as a Messianic figure in WNY.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/03/17/tom-house-declares-tim-tebow-ready-to-play/ Tebow is NFL ready. You've got the To House guarantee.

These odds are even better than they were on January 29, 1994. I like it!

Canadians?

Do you want to change your name to Jauronimo Jr.? The kids can call you Jaurju?!?

Not all behavior can be shrugged off as cultural differences.

Some of that perceived rudeness can be chalked up to cultural divide. Shoving to get onto public transportation and generally having no appreciation for lines/queues isn't rude at all in many areas of the world. I can't say that I care for that approach but I don't think its necessarily intended to be rude. I had some rather strong opinions about the driving practices while I was in China but I'll stop myself here.

What is your fascination with me today? At least attempt to make sense.

Nailed it. If I really need some comically misinformed 19 year old social justice warrior telling me how the world works I'll just browse reddit or tumblr.

They sure can. Whats your point?

FA isn't even a week old yet. If we lock up Clay today, how will you miserable wretches pass the time between now and the draft?

EJ, Tyrod, Cassel, and Schaub still makes 4. So, no.

I have no reason not to believe that you've hated them since the moment you first became aware of them. I've disliked them since they first graced local airwaves in my neck of the woods. Notwithstanding, Nickleback jokes are now 'pop' comedy. We may have been doing it since long before it was cool but now every hack is getting laughs at their expense and its time to move on. Like the Black Keys.

While I understand the sentiment, theres only so may reps to go around. Three seems to be the magic number and even then, 3rd string doesn't get too much attention.

Nickleback has become the easiest of targets. In the early days of clickbait, Buzzfeed style lists someone slammed them with worst band of the decade title and then everyone has piled on. You could slam Nickleback in a crowd of 10,000 people and everyone would cheer (you'd find no defenders) yet they've been around for 15 years plus. Clearly, someone is going to these shows and buying their albums. Its not just Gugny. Similar to when some Seth Rogan abortion of a movie made Coldplay synonymous with gay and everyone went with that. I don't care for either band very much but the joke is unoriginal and too easy. I'm bored with the Nickleback hate.

JP deep to Evans twice a game and Greggo to keep the opposing offense to single digit points. Its fool proof!

His girlfriend flew in, there was an airport sighting, the hotel madness when someone found out he didn't take his return flight and was booked at the Hyatt, sending pizzas to his room, seeing deer(s), reservations at Tempo. Mario-mania was amazing.

Nothing will ever top Mario-mania except for maybe another round of Cowher rumors.

Yeah, in disgust.

Yes.

Correct me if I'm omitting relevant details from McCoy's existing contract pre-extension, but did Chip really just trade Shady because he cost too much and then sign Murray to a deal very similar to what LeSean is now earning?

Sounds kinda similar to this deal that was recently inked. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5168/lesean-mccoy

Gore was influenced by Andre Johnson who agreed that they wanted to play together in Indy.

That and they gave up a current all pro RB to get Kiko, but yeah, free.