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Jauronimo

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  1. I'm guessing the couple saw Ryan patting his ass pocket pretending to look for his wallet and stuffing dinner rolls into his shirt pocket when he thought no one was looking and decided to spare his victim date the indignity of picking up the whole bill.
  2. Even the national media thought Dewey had it in the bag, but the mountains knew best much to Panama's chagrin.
  3. Its scary to think that these mountains formed millions of years ago basically predicted the architects of America and our most influential presidents and also Roosevelt. I'm normally not one to believe in the supernatural and all that, but...this one makes you think.
  4. Back to China. I'm attending a wedding in Beijing and then its on to Huangshan to "climb" a mountain that conveniently enough has stairs and gondolas, and then a few days of stuffing face and getting drunk in Shanghai.
  5. Correct. This really cuts to heart of ontological dualism and blends the empirical with pseudo science like medicine.
  6. Its all fun and games until Tyrod can longer differentiate between the VR dream sequence and real life and goes on a murderous rampage. Look what happened with Doug Quaid. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
  7. I think Ragland will be a terrific player but I don't think he has enough sand in the pants to make a 7 ppg difference. Hell, I'm not even sure there's enough sand out there to fill pants big enough to make a 7 ppg difference.
  8. No question about that. I just wonder about whether he has enough sand in the pants to succeed at the next level.
  9. So say the Soviets. I bet you believe that Oswald shot Kennedy too.
  10. That depends entirely on what your future goals and expenses look like. If you intend to dip into these savings to fund a vacation house in Libya, then you may consider a Roth. If you do not intend to touch these savings and think you'll survive your condition into old age, then traditional is likely best. Stay away from those dividend paying stocks whichever you decide.
  11. Shes lying. That guy probably was married to your date or at least was intimate with her a bunch of times. He was sending over cocktails in the sense of "heres something to wash the taste of my D out of your mouth." That's my preliminary guess. More context would help.
  12. Yet still an advanced civilization when compared to North Carolina and the Khmer Tarheel Blue who are regressing at an impressive rate.
  13. If their starting QB stays healthy that's very possible. They were a playoff team the year before.
  14. This is pretty scary. Imagine if they ever unthaw Hitler's head...I shudder at the thought.
  15. Agreed. Having some direct insider knowledge is usually beneficial.
  16. Some people call him Moritz, cause he speaks with the pompitous of love.
  17. Hes got a nasty pollen and ragweed allergy. Its so bad he often has to wear a gas mask just to breathe.
  18. The powers that be are always trying to marginalize anyone that fails to go along with the script. 10 years ago you would've been called a lunatic for suggesting that the NSA is monitoring your calls and text messages. Thats the playbook. Call them all crazy conspiracy theorists. Dismiss them as lunatics. I just want to know when they got to you? Who are you working for??!?! Is Beerball even your real name?!?!?
  19. Its really amateurish to pick need even when it converges with BPA. Its like showing up on time to a party. No one does it.
  20. What? Then explain to me how I've been running this #*&$ for over 5 years with just a tenuous grasp of the subject matter and nothing earned?
  21. Of course you do. You couldn't name a better candidate or even put together a list of potential candidates, but you KNOW theres one available and one who would actually be interested in the Bills job. Classic birddog. The above perfectly encapsulates your entire world view.
  22. Agreed. I would sooner hire the eggman, coo coo cachoo.
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