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Jauronimo

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  1. Yours is a unique case as you need a pocket on each thigh to hold your testicles so you can actually have a sit now and then. You're medically exempt from fashion critiques.
  2. Which begs the question, why is a grown man trying his best to pull off entitled, fratty, lax bro? Are you one of those guys who uses a lot of sailing and nautical terms in their everyday speech but has never actually been on a boat? How many cardigans do you own? The try-too-hard, Vineyard Vines clad, New England bro is the male answer to the basic white chick.
  3. I know its a 180 from how you earn your living, but I would love to see what you could "report" if you weren't held to the standard of actual journalism and were so inclined and free to report what you know is true but fails to meet the level of professionalism expected of someone in your line of work. Great stuff.
  4. Whats Michael Jasper doing these days? Can he play LB? Does he even have ACLs? Do you think he likes Pokémon? Which part would he sing in a barber shop quartet?
  5. Under/Over Tyrod Taylor Completions on the Season: +/- 1 I'm tempted to take the over.
  6. I agree. Its time to take a bath with the toaster. There really isn't another option. You gotta be the change you wish to see.
  7. Yeah, that was my point. Do you recall how well those moves worked out?
  8. No, its not. EJ was drafted in April. Tuel was drafted in April. Kolb went down August 24th. That's 2 weeks before the season started. Two weeks before the season isn't early. Lewis was signed on August 25th. Leinart was signed at the same time. Matt Flynn was brought in after that. There are ZERO QBs in the league that can be signed midseason that represent better options than the guys who were already on your roster and participated in camp, which is why Tuel ultimately started a game. Familiarize yourself with the facts and lose the agenda.
  9. Jeff Tuel started a game after the two guys before him went down. Kolb was the intended starter and went down in pre-season, then EJ went down. Then Thad Lewis crapped the bed. Show me a team with a strong 4th string QB.
  10. Not enough pockets!!
  11. I can't say that I'm particularly knowledgeable about proper attire for a hot rod show, but I would not wear cargo shorts to that event.
  12. No f@#$ing way you'd catch me in cargo shorts in out in public. However, 8 years ago, for the express purpose of attending a music festival and carrying as much beer and bottled water as possible, cargo shorts were highly convenient.
  13. I know Ed Wang tested positive for MSG a few times but I'm not sure how many other players and current Bills were implicated in that scandal. If I had to bet, I'd say Eddie Lacy is about 30% MSG. He's definitely been using. I wonder if the NFL will lighten up on it once some better science comes out, kinda like marijuana.
  14. I don't have any specific issues with you, but you're probably an a#$hole, statistically speaking.
  15. In the digital age, there's no such thing as deleting content. Your post lives on for all to see; a testament to your character. I hope this was a learning experience for you. Chews you're words carefully and consider the ram affectations or except the cons and quinces.
  16. I have really enjoyed Halt and Catch Fire. Its set in the 80s, amazing soundtrack (puts Stranger Things to shame in that regard), really cool vibe. The backdrop for the show is early days of the computer/tech race. The first 2 seasons are available on Netflix for some quality bingeing. Also check out the official HACF playlist on Spotify. I just finished Season 2 last night.
  17. Don't be ridiculous. That's an absurd argument and an intellectually dishonest one at that.
  18. I hope he does just so we can see all the chuds on this board once again display their boundless ignorance on US Naval history while climbing over each other in their efforts to be named the most outraged and easily offended, self righteous kitty of them all.
  19. I can't believe people are dismissing the idea. The guy averaged 1,041 yards per year in his three full seasons with the team. If you extrapolate those numbers across a 15 year career, hes in the top 5 all time. Not all time Bills, but ALL TIME NFL HISTORY!! Jerry Rice, TO, Stevie Johnson, Randy Moss and Isaac Bruce. That's pretty incredible.
  20. http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/03/vice-founder-famous-for-truth-telling-has-history-of-lies/ https://notvice.com/ten-critical-views-on-vice-7e109d0b90d#.s07udwdnw
  21. I loved Vice until I found out a few years ago that Shane Smith is a borderline pathological liar. His whole background is fiction. He didn't work for Reuters, he wasn't a freelance war journalist, and Vice wasn't in over 100 countries or whatever his boast was. I still enjoy their programming, but its harder for me to watch knowing what I know now. I first got wind of Vice from a friend about 6 years ago and watched every it of content they had on Youtube. You start to notice the trend where they suddenly have to leave and never seem to find anything that damning. Although their Liberia episodes are first rate. Hitman in Karachi is also fantastic.
  22. I believe that was BuffaloHokie13. If I recall correctly, hes a VTech alum and/or lives near the school and watches a lot of VTech games.
  23. Dude, I work at the f@#$ing post office. Feeling like you need to quit is a good day.
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