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    Did they do it with their ass down on the turf? Had CG caught the ball and then taken two steps into the EZ, its probably a touchback but he went to the ground and his ass was down short of the endzone.
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    I was surprised Peterson's teammates were giving him props for that. Great catch for sure. Situational awareness...not so great. Bat it down and make Schmidt pin you inside the 25 rather than accepting starting field position at the 7.
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    How is your release off the lunch line? Are you getting separation from top inmates? How is your ability to cut? Are you still able to walk every patrol in your patrol tree?
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    We should load our roster with 53 QBs and forfeit every game until we find one.
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    Cowher inherited a winning team and that team has experienced no decline in play in his absence. Cowher has also been out of football forever. I do not and will not understand the blind faith in Bill Cowher. Best I can tell its all based on some unfulfilled dream to land Cowher held over from the days before we signed Chan Gailey.
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    You want to criticize my efforts and then follow up with that gem? Got any "Not" jokes you'd care to bust out at this juncture? How about some "yo mama" slams while you continue to embarrass yourself? Apply Preparation H liberally for that butt hurt you're experiencing.
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    I'd hire these guys to poach Belichek.
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    Plus he's got bad knees. There are concerns that he is headed for a very short career. Not that Gus Bradley cares.
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    Its a shame he focuses so much of that genius on spiting Smokin' Jay Cutler.
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    The odds are overwhelmingly high that any team that plays New England will inexplicably and uncharacteristically fold and shoot themselves in the foot. Except for a team led by someone who is barely above comatose on the cognizant and emotional scale. Eli Whitney Manning is the only answer.
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    Steep it in there. Like 3 mins. Make a Heineken!
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    Hey! This type of crap doesn't fly in one of my threads unless I'm the one dealing out the abuse!!!! Getyershtogether!!!
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    Call your proctologist cause chicken fries are back and they're covered with cheese!!!
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    I don't trust a guy with two first names. Especially when those names are at odds gender-wise. I know you kids are all about neutral pronouns and gender fluid defensive coordinators, but I'm just not there yet.
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    If you cross the 50 then you can't throw 82 yard TDs. -Tyrod Taylor
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    Game management wizard, Bill O'Brien uses his last time out daring Belichek to take a knee and end the half up 10-0. Mind games in full effect.
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    The Patriots are 27-2 at home in their last 29 games, which is pretty good, but do they have a train whistle? Who leads their charge??? There's more to football than just the W-L column in my humble opinion that is better than yours.
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    Bill O'Brien delivers fiery speech to his offense hoping to ignite a raging dumpster fire??? Interesting tactic. Grilled cheese sammich stuffed pizza should be tried at the Hague. You have gone too far, Pizza Hut!!
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    Lechler looks like he just came to after a 5 day bender with Brooks and Dunne.
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    After watching Osweiler's and Taylor's putrid performances so far this season Houston GM Rick Smith and Buffalo GM Doug Whaley are left wondering whether they paid enough. Could a few million more in signing bonuses have resulted in better play??? You decide.
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    To be fair, Adolphus Washington picks up fresh bagels and donuts every morning on his way to the facility and that type of impact cannot be measured.
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    Jadeveon Clowney would be worth the first overall pick if Houston scheduled Michigan 16 times a year.
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    The first 15 minutes are in the books; what did we learn: The Texans cannot move the ball. Most likely they need to slim down the playbook and butter their bread with plays that are easy to understand. The Patriots can compete with their 17th string QB. Houston's Special Teams might be the window licking, eyes too far apart, wrong kind of special.
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    Gostkowski in Polish is roughly translated into promiscuous sheep. Did you know? Bill O'Brien and the Texans have spotted the Patriots 7 points which may be atonement for O'Brien's torrid affair with Belichek's golden retriever, "Hoodie".
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    A quick whistle may have prevented a Houston turnover. Will the Patriots* ever catch a break??? The answer is yes.
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