Jauronimo

I'm not going to go back and read this whole thread, so sorry if its already been asked, but doesn't Karlos have a 4 game suspension to serve once he signs with a team?

But isn't it true that Karlos suspension doesn't begin until hes on a team's roster???

I think it was the fourth movie where Apollo Creed kidnapped his mother and he had to arm wrestle the entire Taliban to get her back, but you're right, she didn't die because basically the same thing happened in Rambo 7, if my memory serves me.

Too shay

This thread is now accepting all manner of personal anecdotes describing how you dealt with similar foot injuries and were still able to sell term-life insurance and complete TPS reports at a level deemed "Satisfactory" in your year end reviews with middle management.

This thread is full of embarrassment. I thought the other Watkins thread was a race to hit bottom and then this one pops up. Bravo, semi-literate mouth breathers of TBD. You've outdone yourselves today.

That's a convenient excuse but we all know EJ was NOT Buddy's pick. This misinformation is always used to protect and defend the man who actually made the call on EJ, Russ Brandon. Shame on you!

Ryan Grigson GMs a perennial playoff team. I guess he's good. How about Mickey Loomis? Won a super bowl.

You're observing the night sky through the wrong end of a kaleidoscope to tell me my horoscope. Face it chief, you're hopeless.

I never said elite, sparky. If those numbers are more in line with a #2 WR then I guess only 10 teams or so have #1 WRs. Is this thread a competition that I'm not aware of? Because it appears that I'm in the midst of a race to be crowned the most obnoxious and misinformed wingnut on this site.

I see a guy who is 12th in yards per game, first in yards per target, fourteenth in TDs, 22nd in yards, and 47th in targets. The numbers speak for themselves.

Is yards the only measure of a receiver? I'm just throwing it out there, but maybe there are other meaningful metrics and statistics worth considering in evaluating the performance of a WR??

Its almost like there are only 53 roster spots and we have limited resources with which to address all 53 spots. I can only assume that most of you are new fans since I'm reading that Sammy was the "worst draft pick ever" and a "bust". This team picked Maybin and Mike Williams not all that long ago. James Hardy and Erik Flowers.

This defense is definitely ideal for Mario, Wake and Suh who are free to get after the QB. The vaunted Miami Defensive registered 1 sack (by a CB) and 3 QB hits (1 from a defensive linemen). I haven't seen this much talent on the Dline produce so little since, well, last year in Buffalo.

Aqua4ever04 - 4merper4mer ????

They're pretty winded now returning those INTs for big gains. Tunsil is so winded hes been spotted wearing a gas mask on the sidelines.

Marchand and Lucic, my two least favorite players in hockey. Motherf@#$er!!!

I skimmed through the thread so sorry if its already been answered, but does Karlos' suspension begin when he signs with a team or can he really serve his suspension while hes an unsigned free agent????

There's the makeup call for Europe.

1-0 Europe over Canada in the World Cup of Hockey not Soccer 2016!!

Halftime Reflections and Deep Thoughts: 3 for 9 but on the bright side, Tannehill isn't completing passes to the opposing defense either. #Uncatchable AJ Green will be hard pressed to exceed 8 catches, 123 yards and 1 TD in the second half. I still have no idea whether Lady Gaga is attractive but, officially, yes, yes I would. #ConfusedBonersAndHatsOfMeat Go Team Europe! The sexual tension between Jim Nantz and Phil Simms is reaching Buck-Aikman levels. #JustKissAlready

Nugent wangos ze tango on the way to a 13 - 7 lead. Cam Wake, Mario, and Ndamukong seem to be freaked out and nervous to touch Andy Dalton. Sources overheard the following exchange: Suh: He's the whitest mother@#$er I've ever seen. Wake: He smells like mayonnaise. Williams: Like head to toe. He's covered with them. What're they called? Freckles....what the f#@$ is a freckle?!?!?! Wake: That contagious? Kiko: Ya'll gonna be morgan freeman lookin' maf#@$%ers.

This AJ Green guy is having a monster night. Better get on the waiver wire first thing tomorrow and try to pick him up in your fantasy leagues cause the word is out!

I've got to wonder about Cinci's offensive game plan which seems to be predicated on getting the ball to their best player, AJ Green. I have got to believe Miami is expecting it yet Cincinnati continues to target Green. Its a weird strategy for sure. UPDATE: Green did just score a TD but lets see how this plays out in the second half.

Howard does his best McKelvin impression and lets AJ Green pluck a 40 yard pass off his helmet.