Jauronimo

Lockhart is three BBQ joints and a gas station. Kreuz's is worth the detour off I-10.

Just got an email from Anova regarding their reusable silicone bags. Anyone tried reusable bags?

That's how you get your vas deferens tied in a knot. Seen it a thousand times.

Some people don't learn.

Duke had the weakest dick game in that draft. That's why his DM's were put on blast. Do you even Twitter?!?!?

LOL. I guess no one at the NFL Network has noticed that we have NO comp picks this year!!! Its a good thing that negative comp picks aren't a thing as Whaley is trying to replace all the players we lost in free agency.

I can see it now. Rex leading a 10 person panel show where only half the guys are in the right chair before coming back from commercial break, cameramen struggling to stay focused on the speaker. We'll hear all about how its the most complicated sports show on the air today. After 2 years of losing the ratings battle to the local show in the New England area, Rex gets canned and spends the summer talking about how he and his brother are teaming up to take radio by storm.

Sounds like you'd fit in just great in Arizona.

Not at all understandable. There is no question that Sammy is a premier NFL talent. He has actually produced. He's a starter on any team in the league. His first two seasons blow away the combined impact of Maybin, Flowers, and McCargo.

How many hookers have you killed?

Well I'm sold. Is he open to wearing number 43?

I'm collecting canned food which can also be redeemed for comp picks. Every little bit helps!

Ko Simpson was worth millions. If you can get a guy worth millions with a 4th rounder you do it. That's great value.

Completely agree. The least productive first round pick since Len Bias.

I've got to agree with Quint. Since you've gotten back its been all "In Arizona, the sidewalks are cleaner" and "you've never had real Mexican food until you've been to Chilis in Tucson". Its insufferable. Traveling is fine, but coming back and telling us all how you found yourself in Flagstaff gets old. Its not like you spent a month living among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon. You went to f@#$ing Arizona. And aren't you from New Mexico originally? And who the hell goes to Arizona for a vacation? The Grand Canyon???? How original. Honestly, most of wish you had stayed. Seriously. Take that italicized crap back to Arizona.

Things I will remember about EJ's time in Buffalo: His comeback against the Panthers in the home opener of his rookie season. His picture perfect handoffs to Fred Jackson. His beautiful touchdown pass to JJ Watt. His 7 TD performance against the Jaguars in London. I own 10,000 shares of EJMLL. Please share your fondest EJ memories.

I thought Beerball was a fine mod and I likely got more PMs inquiring about the nature of my "problem" and why I cannot behave than most here. You can call it playing favorites but I think BB was more lenient with frequent contributors who had some kind of relationships on the board, even if he didn't care for the person personally. The Kaep thread was a total cluster. Politically motivated posts and PPP style debate on mainboard has always been a bannable offense. "Someone else got away with it on page 56 first" is a poor excuse.

http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap2000000336907 Here's a little article for the #AllPicksMatter crowd. There's a name toward the bottom of the list you guys might recognize. #CompensatoryPicksMatter!!!

There were many people here who enjoyed having access to a member of the media who has access to players and personnel that we common folk do not. TG's twitter antics are well documented, but if you hate the guy's guts its relatively simple to avoid the "Ask TG..." thread. If I recall correctly, TG's ground rules for continuing participation were that attacks on other members of the media and his colleagues were off limits. In other words, he wasn't going to tolerate posts like "Hey, TG, tell your pal Mort to stfu!". That was basically the post that set it all off. A small contingent of posters won the battle that day and proved I don't know what and now neither the "winners" or TG are here today. We all have basically the same ground rules here. If it stops being fun, then we're out. TG and JW have said the same thing.

Comp picks, mail in rebates, and clipping proof of purchase from cereal boxes are all keys to success in the NFL.

Explain.

I'm a man who watches sports. I also think from time to time. Which is probably why I don't spew dribble, void of anything even resembling perspective or humility. As a man who watches sports, I'm well versed in ridiculous, drunk talk. I recognize it readily. Playing the ponies all day doesn't mean you're ready to run the Preakness, riverboat row_33.

"I could be a better NFL GM" says local man with adequate performance reviews at his own job. Local man is by most accounts a true NFL Outsider. While some naysayers believe his lack of experience is a weakness, local man sees these supposed weaknesses as his greatest strengths as his total lack of front office experience shields him from the pitfalls associated with years of formal training and scouting experience like conventional wisdom, also known as "group think". Local man says he has not been contacted by any NFL teams regarding their vacancies at GM. Teams may be waiting to see if local man pursues his political ambitions before making an offer as he was recently overheard claiming he could be a better president of the United States. This thread reads like the Onion.

Whaley couldn't spell comp pick even if we spotted him the c-o-c- and the k.

Soft boiled eggs are great sous vide. My only complaint is that if you want a real presentation quality 63 degree egg you still need to boil it first to set the outer whites and shock it in ice water before tossing it in the bath or else white runs away. I've had similar success with just boiling for 5-6 mins and shocking in an ice bath.