Jauronimo

Isn't he from Buffalo? Why does he speak like he's from Alabama?

Partial credit. His truck still has its factory paint job and he hasn't altered any of his tattoos. Wake me up when he commits to this coaching thing.

Comp picks!

I don't have anything to add other than I'm sorry to hear this. At the very least, try to stay calm and let the medical professionals (and geniuses on OTW) do their thing before you give yourself skin failure. I've read on the main board that turmeric and green tea can cure most anything, if that helps.

Hi how are you today? I'm a long time listener first time caller. My sister lives in Idaho and all the buzz there is that this year's russets are the best crop in the last 6 years. So if the second coming of Joe Montana is there when the Bills pick do you think they should trade that pick if the next Brady is available in the 5th? I think, possibly. I'll hang up now and wait for your thoughts.

Without the Chaplain, who will administer the Last Rites for our season in week 11?

What if you were a homely middle aged man? Would you go up to his room?

Why would you put him on the Wall twice?

Da hell is spaids? Sounds like shovel fighting with Magic Johnson.

I'm not familiar with this unit of measure. Please explain.

At least he is spelling Mahomes correctly. 4 days ago he started a thread about "Watson or Cahomes". That's some serious progress.

I think Brady would feel right at home surrounded by 10 other white guys.

Ooooohhhhhh. #iamverysmart

How sad.

Lets break this down. 1. You hope Irvin raped that girl, "but not for her sake"??? - Not for her sake? Glad you cleared that up. For whose sake then do you wish that a girl got raped? Oh, your own. 2. "never wish that on someone" - except for the time that you just did wish someone was raped so that your TV viewing experience can be incrementally better. 3. A celebrity accused of rape will definitely just disappear from the public eye. No way there will be a circus surrounding this and 24/7coverage of Irvin. 4. How many rapes do you wish to get The View cancelled? Never forget.

Yes, those threads were SO enlightening. I asked one simple question in that thread and all of you supposed pundits didn't even attempt to answer it. It turns out that, yes, El Pegual can own BOTH the Bills AND the Sabres at the same time due to a little know loophole (which may close in the future).

Not just that. All events are judged through the lens of "how does this effect the Bills?". Ethnic cleansing in Balkans: that's a good thing since the Bills last went to the playoffs in 1999 when Kosovo dominated the news. Conflict in Syria: mostly neutral as we've finished around .500.

That's a great question, nucci. Can Pegula own BOTH the Bills AND the Sabres if he moves the Bills to Toronto??? Since Toronto already has the Maple Leafs, per NFL bylaws, I believe the answer is YES, he probably will.

I don't doubt THAT part but are you sure your stomach actually rumbled???

@SamPonder 4m Is ESPN going to reimburse me for having to buy closed toe shoes to match all my outfits?!?!? Thanks a lot, Berman.

If you're going to hit a woman, make sure no one is recording it. That should be part of the Rookie Symposium. Before the merits of having a fall guy.

My kids used to be like that. I wonder if their new foster parents tolerate that type of s@#$?

I have no problem with that. You'd think it was common sense but you'd be surprised how many chum bags are floating around out there.

This doesn't surprise me very much. A lot of guys simply cannot execute the Hingle McCringleberry. Choreography was bad last year. This is why the NFL sends so many players to dancing with the stars. Make celebrations great again.

I would look for Cherkooski out of Boston College. Played in a similar climate, sometimes wears gloves, and can move around the formation. He should be there in the 5th. Hes pretty tall, especially when standing next to midgets. Another guy on my radar and probably no one else's is Phyzel Williams. Played his ball in North Dakota. This 6'6" specimen has all the measurables. He has a 7 foot wingspan and a hypothetical catch radius that makes Megatron look like TJ Graham jump-catching a ball of yarn between his knees. Phyzel dominated the backstroke in college too, which is shocking, I know, but he looks just as fluid on the field.