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More like. Customer is in line with 20 dollars to pay for his shirt and doesnt feel like waiting. Pays 20 dollars to move to the head of the line. Gets 14 dollars back. Customer: I paid 26 dollars for the shirt.... TBD: OMFG you paid 237 dollars for that shirt when you coulda had a better shirt, that one with the stripes (forgetting that the last one was sold before the customer was able to pull off his deal) for only 5 dollars and used the savings to buy some schwifty pants too. Your a idiot and you should lose your job and go to jail!!!!

Nashville plays fast, fast, fast. Lots of speed, good in transition. They will definitely give up scoring chances but they don't stop coming. This should be a really entertaining series.

I am no closer to understanding "cultural appropriation". Most of the examples of this heinous practice seem to promote tolerance and understanding. Its tougher to hate people of different ethnic backgrounds and cultures while loving their food, customs, or fashion. I guess I'm racially and pigmentally incapable of understanding the errors of my Caucasian ways.

Correct. Drafting for a different defensive scheme every year will result in high turnover.

There's no ramp to the field house either. De-scrimmshawnation!!

Bringing my lunch is one of the better decisions I've made in my adult life. I am no longer spending way too much money for a way too big a portion of pedestrian, waistline expanding food. I still go out for lunch about once a week to get out of the office and be social but now it feels like a treat.

I love the hyper literal brain trust at TBD. Take an excerpt from a presser out of context and then run with "OMG! Whaley JUST figured out that QB play is important!!!! WTF?!?!?!?"

You're still not allowed to shove the goalie into the net before you shoot. I don't like the rule either, but we have to live with it.

I think he's got an outside shot at an Academy award this year. He's doing some smaller budget stuff with up and coming directors which is getting some buzz. Don't be surprised if you start hearing his name mentioned around early 2018 when "Dude, I'm from Boston!!!" gets released. Can't wait to see his performance as Sully McEveryman the heart and soul of Dorchester.

Looks like we are going 7 in the east. Good game. Go Sens! (for now)

The real question is how many could he miss if he was really trying. I think he hasn't even scratched the surface on his potential to miss kicks. Explain.

You should have prefaced this post with "Not to get political, but...". That way people know you're not bringing politics into the discussion and it absolves you of any misunderstandings which may occur when some people somehow construe your comments as being political in nature. I know its frustrating that you have to take the extra step but you can't be too careful. Last week at work, I was telling this really funny story and I made sure to note "Not to be racist, but.." and this lady still got all bent out of shape and said my joke was racist. Unbelievable!! And I'm sitting there, like "Hello!!!!! Did you even listen to the beginning of the story?????????". Not to be sexist, but WOMEN...you know??? But I digress.

That sounds like going above and beyond the job description. That's some employee of the month sh@#!

They banned George Clinton again?!?! If I recall correctly, you expressed your admiration for Kim using some real flowery prose like "yellow fever", "them orientals" and "me sooo horny".

So that's why gugny hasn't posted in a while.

Pennsylvania eHarmony.

Pretty sure that is Plenz's weekend attire except all polos are varying shades of pink.

I'll bite. What is it?

Leftover fish and broccoli. Reheats great in the microwave and perfumes the office.

I would hope they would cancel OR offer full refunds and continue the tour with Vedder or another well known singer from the Soundgarden era.

Looks like I won't be seeing Soundgarden.

I want my naked corpse to be tied to a John Deer tractor with a boombox blasting "Flight of the Valkyries" and a couple of roman candles going off at all times. Set me on a course through Manhattan to LA and ideally I'll ride off into the sunset crossing this great nation. I just hope the technology exists to make this happen.

Top Chef is my favorite by far. I do enjoy DD&D even though I hate Guy Fieri. Its weird.

Man, you QB Hunters are a sensitive bunch. I guess us Bills lovers will have to put trigger warnings on our posts so as not to upset your delicate constitutions. Back in my day, "safe spaces" were called moving to friggin Canada and the only trigger warnings were yelled in Vietnamese and followed by bullets and anyone taking pictures of their food to show all their gender-fluid, unicorn friends was called section 8.

Spoken like a true bleeding heart QB hunter. Can't handle the fact that there are winners and losers. Only interested in the participation trophy and getting ice cream after the game. Us Bills lovers, we're more grounded and practical. We aren't ruled by our emotions. We're really smart. Anyone who agrees with us is smart too.