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Depends on where you live. In Rochester, you're a bit of a weirdo if you're 28 and single. NYC, on the other hand, is never never land, and you don't ever have to grow up and settle down if you don't want to.

What do you mean THESE players?!?!?

Also, JTSP's ex-wife was right to cheat due to Joe's probable inadequacies as a man and husband and his kids are more than justified in emancipating themselves and finding a more worthy father figure. - Chef That's a pretty reasonable position I'd say.

What're you doing tonight? I got a fridge full of cheap cold ones, a Nintendo, a race car bed, and some hot dogs thawing in the sink.

That's really cool that your fake profile based on a guy that isn't you is totally legendary. That's like, epic, the way that you deceive young women who want to date guys their own age. You're a legend!!

Why?

Same here.

Yeah, that's one way to go about it, I guess...

Love me some QOTSA. I saw them on their last tour and it was a fantastic show. Looking forward to the new album dropping. Did any of you get into Homme's side project with Iggy Pop, Post Pop Depression? Its not my cup of tea. Dem Crooked Vultures and Desert Sessions however, good stuff.

Damnit!! You beat me to it.

Honestly, sounds like a waste of time. My friend was in a similar situation. He tried for a few years to get his first marriage annulled after discovering that his wife had misled him about her fertility issues. He jumped through all the hoops, filed a mountain of paperwork, went up the chain as far as he could. I'm pretty sure he even reached out to the mad hatter, Pope Benedict XVI himself!! All to no avail. His church wouldn't budge on the matter since Catholics aren't too keen on the whole idea of annulment. After a rather contentious process he finally said f@#$ it, left the Catholic church and started his own religion. As head of the newly formed Church of Englund (Englund is his last name), he granted himself an annulment and got remarried a month later. Easy peasy. I'd like to say that it all worked out for him and his family, but that's another story. The point is, annulments are for kitties.

Having a nice watery shart at work and discovering on the can that the damage is far worse than I thought and there's a sizeable wet spot on the back of my pants. Luckily they were black pants but still you have to wonder how many people have noticed on my walk to crapper, what's the damage on my chair, should I start looking for a new job? Spent about an hour hiding out in the can planning what to do next. I couldn't just head straight home since my keys were in my desk and I also had a deadline that afternoon. Coming back into the office in new pants would be highly incriminating. I could try and hit a fire alarm but if I'm caught I'll lose my job. That was the longest hour of my life before I ventured out to meet my fate. Everything seemed normal on my walk back to my desk. Good start. A quick pat down confirmed my worst fears; the seat was moist. But no smell!! Safe for now. I scanned the room reading faces. No one was laughing or gossiping. I casually asked my neighbor a quick question. Struck up another conversation. No one was acting differently around me. I start to think that maybe I got away with it..... Months passed and no one said anything. Thank god it was just a watery emission and I clenched in time to stop the bulk. It was hubris to trust a fart. Few things are as humbling as a shart.

My Heaven is in Your Outhouse

Are you making a beef broth?

Looked like a pretty solid matchup to me. Shaq beat Stanley twice pretty badly from what I saw, but other than those plays Stanley held his own. I thought Lawson was most effective with the bullrush driving Stanley toward the QB. Shaq had little success with the speed rush as Stanley rode Shaq wide on the old Maybin trail. Aside from the individual matchup, I noticed pretty much every running play was toward the right side of the formation. ND didn't want anything to do with #90 in the run game. That's my too sense. I'll be curious to hear from people who actually know what they're watching.

I would crap in my neighbors yard if they were metal detecting on my property.

How long do I boil the chicken? What do I do with the pickle juice?

The comment section did not disappoint.

Whats your best treasure find, privy or other? The best thing I've found in the privy to date, would be my phone. Runner up, my sunglasses.

Fellow USC grad Matt Barkley likely wishes he left after Jr year instead of watching his draft stock tumble to the 4th round.

I'm not criticizing your thread. Everyone wants to be paid more. Everyone is pretty sure they deserve it too.

Lets start a thread naming people who do not wish to be paid more.

No love for Ace Ventura, Last Boy Scout, Necessary Roughness, The Replacements, or Bend it like Beckham?