Jauronimo

People love Sammy threads. People LOVE Tyrod threads. What do people love even more? Sammy AND Tyrod threads. This is the thread TBD needs.

People seem to be writing off Sammy due to his injury issues but let me tell you about another guy. Selected in the first round of the draft. Suffered a string of brutal injuries. Missed entire seasons. Some people were prepared to write him off early in his career. That man turned out to be franchise QB Samuel L. Bradford.

Dude, are you really suggesting we turn an undrafted free agent into a franchise QB?? We traded him to the Pats last year!

A modern day John Driscoll.

Cut Copy opening for Portugal the Man in October.

Why? He's had injury issues but there's no guarantee they will persist.

Ok, hear me out.... What IF Watkins emerges this season as a franchise QB?? Yes its a long shot, but if he does, would you trade Tyrod and a first rounder for him?

Millenials killed diamonds, retail, Hooters, and heterosexuality. Everyone knows this.

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I know a lot of people are disappointed right now but I think we're losing track of the big picture. Anquan Boldin was signed to show the world that we, the Buffalo Bills, are not tanking. Boldin may have done the full Orton after only 10 days, but that message was heard by everyone loud and clear. We are not tanking.

No, he isn't. He's an established WR3 and good slot receiver.

Due to pressure and guilt from European Union, TBD opened its doors to hundreds of BBMB refugees who have started millions of new threads. Ryan L Billz ran afoul of the law, changed his name to Maury Ballsack, and went on the run. He was tracked down and banned leaving one of the greatest TBD stories unfinished. What does RLB think about Tyrod??? We may never know. Jeffismagic joined and became an instant TBD sensation. He was loved by all but left the board to follow Mahomes on the Kansas City forum. Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, Jeff! 50,000 Tyrod threads were started, each one better than the last. No progress was made on the age old question "can Pegula own BOTH the Bills AND the Sabres?" Nathan Petermania swept the nation making Tuel Time and the Chroisen age look like my grandma's wake. Meathead couldn't handle the weight of being a Bills fan and opted for death by mod in a sad display.

That was unremarkable. If you thought that was promising, you'd be working on a gold jacket for Kizer based on his preseason tape.

Petermania is here!! Throw out your Tuel time shirts and forget about the Chroisen one!! Thou shall accept no other backup QB unless it is me, thy sweet Peterman!!!!

Welcome dthunder! I'd like to introduce you to Lonny, Jugdish, and Cherrybone. What, you've already met? Super, then you'll have lots to talk about!!

You wouldn't respond in mrags thread because you'd start your own thread to voice your displeasure with mrags' threads. You don't post in other threads. Its beneath you. Everyone of your earth shattering brain farts deserves its own forum.

Every time I go to Toronto I struggle to find a real concentration of nightlife. In a city of that size, why is there no concentration of bars and late night eats? If there is, how come none of the locals can identify it?

I heard he stuffed his mouth completely full of acid and then smoked ecstasy. Hes a big time junkie!! Only a matter of time before hes injecting pills and eating heroin.

Even Shady scares me a bit. I like him in PPR leagues which mitigates the concern, but I question whether he will be afforded the space to run as effectively as he has the past two years without the big play threat we featured under Roman/Lynn. Last year he was a total steal for me in the fourth round. Won me a league.

Last year, Sammy's absence really opened up the offense and showcased Dez Lewis, Powell, and Goodwin for 2 games. We really spread the ball around a lot to a number of guys who are no longer on the roster and that's a good thing I guess.

I generally agree. Although I would say coaching aligns closely with culture.

Possible rift between front office and coaching staff?? Has Beane gone....... ROGUE? I think we've seen this movie before.

You seem to be under the impression that every time a synapse fires and you have a half-baked thought that it should be memorialized in its own thread. Why is that? I think this flowchart may help you in the future: I have a thought: | Is this thought unique? | | Yes No | | | Don't start a thread | Is this thought worthy of its own thread? | Yes | Are you sure? | Yes | You don't seem sure, return to the start

I want to see: Tyrod lead one quick, efficient, scoring drive and get off the field. Zay catch a few balls from the wide out position Logan Thomas carry over what has reportedly been a strong camp into game action Yarbrough build on last week Peterman to build on last week But most of all, and I think I speak for everyone on this point, I can't wait to watch Yates go out there and sling it. Kirby was right. This guy is some kind of something.

Tyrod should be on short leash with a studded collar and a leather mask. McD should go full Judas Priest, carry a riding crop.