Jauronimo

Seriously. Total noobs.

Last week we had Sammy, Zay, Boldin, Holmes/Streater.

No, I didn't. I haven't said anything resembling that sentiment. In fact you have that backward. The people praising the trade have largely assumed that Watkins injury issues will persist.

2017 hasn't been played yet. Matthews has knee tendinitis and Boldin is 46 years old. Zay has yet to play an NFL game. Why are we assuming that we solved the injury issue in our WR corps?

Why? Is there something special about the 2nd rounder we got from LA at this point? We already had the draft resources to make a big draft day move and theres no guarantee that drafting the QB of the future will involve a blockbuster draft day trade. I don't see how Sammy and this hypothetical franchise QB draft are related at this point. We will judge the trade this year with the Chiefs where we traded out of the 10 spot (where KC selected Mahomes) in return for a first rounder. This hypothetical draft day move where we pick our QB of the future has much more to do with that extra first rounder rather than another second.

You can tell me about his college 40 time again, but if you have had the pleasure of watching Matthews play and think he's anywhere near as explosive as Watkins then we will need to agree to argue with other people.

Then you'll love Matthews who is a Ford Taurus in the streets.

Of all the WRs on the Iggles roster, why J-Matt? Maybe take a flier on Agholor. J-Matt is just a faster version of 2017 Boldin except with crappy hands.

Matthews was so reliable that the Eagles invested tons in upgrading the WR position leaving Jordan on the bubble.

No, he just left his car there. Long story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exa0CzlCb3Y&t=1s Well this is pretty f@#$ing awesome.

Maybe the answer is moving slower and less explosively? Whats your secret for success at not getting injured?

What do you mean?

I saw that his name wasn't called once twice on mainboard.

I think there is a greater argument to be made that choosing not to take his children to the game is a greater offence. What should he do, leave them in the care of a babysitter? Some stranger who works for $15 and unlimited popsicles? Real parents never let their children out of their sight! My neighbor used to let his kids play in the front yard while "watching" form the kitchen window. Luckily, CPS placed those children in a suitable home.

The right time to take your kids to the game is a personal question. I think it really depends on how much your children drink. My 14 year old doesn't touch the sauce so he's not ready yet, but my 12 year old can toss them back with most 16 year olds so he's in.

I don't think I can go back to Vegas. Our group of dudes got one little taste of the suite and table life and from that point on, waiting in lines for GA entrance to a club was considered an option on par with sucking off every guy on the strip to get into the club. Offensive. The combination of alcohol, other stuff, and beautiful women everywhere had me utterly convinced that this was my life from now on. Champagne wishes and caviar dreams. 4 days later I checked my credit card statement and it was Natty light wimpers and bologna sammich nightmares.

Dizzy bat is big. Whats your handicap?

Duke has weak dick game. Everyone knows that. Mia only accepting offers from A1 dick game or better.

Craft cocktail bars are everywhere. Typically, in a speakeasy concept which gives hipster "mixologists" an excuse to wear fedoras and grow ridiculous moustaches like its 1926. Tequila bars are the current trend. Tequila cocktails or tequila infused with a million other flavors. My guess, mezcal bars will be the next big craze.

The craft cocktail movement has really upped the price points. Sometimes its worth it, but now every half assed barkeep in Rochester fancies themselves a mixologist with license to charge $12 per drink regardless of quality.

How are you consistently managing to quote a previous post, add nothing, then actually reply to that quoted post with your thoughts 3 to 5 messages downstream? How?

Do it in every thread. Repeat as often as possible.

The nearest proxy to pursuing a career in car accidents would likely be professional football.

Get him the key to the city stat. How much pepperoni do we need to spell "Welcome Anquan!"?