Jauronimo

Kid throws a tight ball. Jordan Palmer-esque.

Simms does have familiarity on his side. He knows where to pick up his playbook, knows the facility layout, where the weight room is, and where to turn in his playbook when he is inevitably released, and that's gotta count for something. I hear Yates is still wandering around door to door trying to find the field house.

I have seen a lot dubious sources cited on this board over the years: bleacherreport.com, nomorelinks.com, roadsodas.com, gugnymooseknuckle.org, dogshumpingthings.ca, but 90min.com is a new low.

Well spoken or not is an issue depending on talent? Well that is just confusing. And on what planet is the 3rd WR in Philly and a rookie who hasn't played a snap yet #1s? You could not twist and contort anymore if you tried. Its amusing. I don't know where this thread goes next, but I'm pretty sure it ends with you telling us about your black friend that even came over for dinner once.

Listening to the interview doesn't dismiss the notion of expectations. The reason this thread exists is because OP is surprised that JMatt and Zay can communicate at an adult level. He doesn't expect Zay and JMatt to be capable of this lofty feat of "well-spoken". Why is that? I don't know why, but I know these threads never start with Peterman, Hogan, and Wood as the subject. I'm not offended by the observation or OP's choice of words. I'm a bit surprised that OP himself is surprised by the reaction his thread has gotten. Or at least I would be surprised if I hadn't already seen this same thread started a number of times. Starting this thread requires a certain lack of awareness. Flack is an effective learning tool.

So you're under the impression that turnover in the coaching staff is purely a function of Tyrod Taylor? How many head coaches have we had in the Tyrod era? Does he get a new HC every year? How many DCs have we had?

I put Tyrod on a pedistol how, exactly? By failing to go along with a twisted version of the facts constructed to suit your ill-conceived agenda?

Sugar coat it? I'm asking you to apply the same simple minded logic equally. If he got Roman fired then Tyrod also got Lynn promoted to interim HC and HC of the Chargers. Which I guess is bad. Again, 100% wrong. I admire your dedication to ignorance.

Lynn was never fired. He was promoted from OC to HC and then left to be head coach of the Chargers. Like I said, you are 100% incorrect.

1. Lynn didn't get fired. 2. Roman and Lynn had a system which catered to Tyrod's strengths and made the most of his talents. Tyrod didn't get Roman fired. Failure to open up the passing game and get Watkins involved and friction with Rex got Roman fired 3. Our first year OC is installing an offense which highlights Taylor's weaknesses. 4. Our coaching staff is not getting fired mid season no matter what happens. 5. All of this is wrong.

Thats a tough question. McBeane will probably make him do tongue twisters with a mouthful of marbles before we sign him. if he passes exam with a speech therapist, I would say maybe.

Its not a derogatory term. The next time someone starts a thread commenting on how Nathan Peterman and Eric Wood are so well-spoken will be the first time.

I'm sure Zay and JMatt would be positively delighted to hear about how they're so "well-spoken" and "articulate".

If some team made us an offer for Tyrod that we simply couldn't refuse, I would seriously think about it and then politely turn them down.

People love Sammy threads. People LOVE Tyrod threads. What do people love even more? Sammy AND Tyrod threads. This is the thread TBD needs.

People seem to be writing off Sammy due to his injury issues but let me tell you about another guy. Selected in the first round of the draft. Suffered a string of brutal injuries. Missed entire seasons. Some people were prepared to write him off early in his career. That man turned out to be franchise QB Samuel L. Bradford.

Dude, are you really suggesting we turn an undrafted free agent into a franchise QB?? We traded him to the Pats last year!

A modern day John Driscoll.

Cut Copy opening for Portugal the Man in October.

Why? He's had injury issues but there's no guarantee they will persist.

Ok, hear me out.... What IF Watkins emerges this season as a franchise QB?? Yes its a long shot, but if he does, would you trade Tyrod and a first rounder for him?

Millenials killed diamonds, retail, Hooters, and heterosexuality. Everyone knows this.

Life hack: Couldn't find eclipse glasses? Spread a thin layer of mayonnaise on your regular reading glasses or sunglasses. The mayo will protect your eyes from the sun's UV rays. You're welcome!

I know a lot of people are disappointed right now but I think we're losing track of the big picture. Anquan Boldin was signed to show the world that we, the Buffalo Bills, are not tanking. Boldin may have done the full Orton after only 10 days, but that message was heard by everyone loud and clear. We are not tanking.

No, he isn't. He's an established WR3 and good slot receiver.