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I remember it vividly. I was out mowing the lawn which was odd since I never mow the lawn on Sunday. Also because it was 9:30 PM, pitch black outside and the ground was covered in snow. My wife yells out "Norwood is lining up for the game winning kick! Get your ass inside, I want a divorce". That's when it dawns on me, "oh S@#$! The super bowl is on!!". I run inside, drunker than a priest, trip over the dog, which again was odd since we didn't have a dog at the time, and smash my head on the coffee table. When I come to, they tell me Norwood missed the kick and my wife packed a bag and took off to her mothers place. I named the dog Scotty!

You must have rolled through a lot of ejaculate. Stop, drop, and roll is for herpes. Duck and cover in the event of ejaculate.

He has had behavioral issues going back to college. He was kicked out of Nebraska and kicked out of Oregon afterward. Its why he fell to the 3rd round of the draft. The Rams waived him after he went crazy during a game. Then the Miami thing went down. Dareus is a role model compared to Richie's past.

The neighborhood where Osteen's church is located is in no danger of flooding.

Chip doesn't care about Nakatomi Plaza.

Ok. If you think its either in or out, why did you introduce how close they were to qualifying for the playoffs into the discussion? Can't have it both ways.

Yet it was a team that was in the hunt the last two years. I don't know how you can say not even close, when they were pretty f#@$infg close the last two seasons.

Agreed, but I had no issue with it when Kyle "Chaw" Orton started clicking with Sammy and Hogan to pull it out in OT. That defense was so much fun to watch. I thought that D might force a turnover or even score at any moment.

They will be bolstering a thin roster which they made thin by trading talent for picks.

On the bright side, after Nix selected Troupe, Carrington, Batten, and Moats to play in George Edward's new 34 D, only to abandon it in favor of Wannastache's fit it up 43 is Mike defense, the Whaley to Beane transition looks like a success story.

We need a proven 3rd stringer. Can't afford to waste a roster spot on someone who may pan out where there are proven players available who already haven't panned out.

Its comes down to this unshakeable optimism that things cannot possibly get worse which is especially confusing since these past three years are the high water mark in the new millennium. Not only can things get worse but they have been worse for much of the last 20 years. Its the same story every time a new coach/GM comes in.

Dude, Doug Whaley is the anti-Christ and purging every player, coach, trainer, ball boy or secretary he had a hand in selecting is doing the Lord's work. If we could trade McCoy, Hughes, Clay, Cog, and Tyrod now for some pocket lint and baseball cards, I say do it. At least that way we get something for them rather than just cut them. Its the only way.

So if a player is traded they were a bad draft pick? That's very interesting.

It can most certainly be worse than Rex/Whaley and for most of the last 17 years it has been. How have we as a fan base not learned this yet?

We are running dangerously low on codeine here. If we don't get supplies soon its going to be lavender drank by Tuesday morning.

Were Darby, Watkins, and Ragland expected to build the team into a winner in a 2 year time frame? Snarky half-points would be a major improvement on whatever you call that.

Da fuq are you talking about?

What could possible point could you have? Were you this defensive of the move that traded away 2 4th rounders to move up 8 spots in the draft?

Again, who said that? The level of discourse on this site would be a lot higher if you could accept that some of those who disagree with you do so from a point of reason. I don't complain about everything and expect the worse anymore than you blindly support everything this team does while thinking we're contenders. So far this vision and process has produced a lot of moves that I don't agree with.

No one said anything of the sort. The existence of a plan does not mean said plan is a good one. People are relieved to see a plan and vision. I'll be relieved when/if the results don't suck this time around. I've watched more than a few plans unfold.

The vet 3rd string LB who has already proven he sucks will be so much better in this role than the injured 2nd year player who just might be able to contribute one day.

Every failed coach/GM we had before had a plan and a vision. Matt Millen had a process too.

We could also trade Shady for a condition 2nd rounder in 2022, rather than just cut him but I don't think those are our only options.

Or its an indictment of the trade and the value it netted.