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Did Al Michaels take the night off to work on his Weinstein rape jokes? Beach chairs are to Aaron Kromer as Umbrellas are to Nigel Bradham. Ain't nothing to f@#$ wit!

You'd probably be way less of a @#%^ if you were 25, rich and famous. Either that or you'd be way worse. I know I'd have been way worse.

First Quarter Reactions: Junior Galette is looking like he may be back to form. I expect to hear his name included in the race for the Greg Hardy Comeback Player of the Year Award. Look out, ladies! Deuce Gruden, although not tall enough for most of the rides at Six Flags, is definitely not on steroids. There's no such thing as too many penalties when you have Ed Hochuli's overly elaborate explanations.

Little known facts: Philadelphia Eagles QB Carson Wentz is actually not related to beloved actor George Wendt of Cheers fame who is, surprisingly, very much still alive. Who would have guessed? The Washington Redskins, despite an up and down 3-2 start to the season, actually lead the NFL in active lawsuits against.

I'm going to wait until the All 22 comes out before passing judgment, but my hunch is that Wentz yelled "500!" before lobbing that one up for grabs.

Ed Hochuli puts asses in the seats.

Fun Bills related Fact from Tonight's game: former Bills TE Jason Peters has made 9 Pro-Bowls which is only 7 more Pro Bowls than every Bills OL combined over the same span.

@RealAdamScheffler 3m BREAKING NEWS: I am hearing from sources deep within organizations that Redskins head coach Jay Gruden may have a prior relationship with MNF commentator John Gruden which may explain the unadulterated ball washing of Cousins and the Skins we're being subjected to yet again. Will provided updates as I receive them.

The official MNF thread for football geniuses and tough guys. Tonight's game features a matchup of two cities with a rivalry dating back to the founding of this nation. Perhaps the most controversial team in the NFL with a truly shameful past faces off against the city synonymous with our founding fathers and the birth of the USA. I'm not totally sure which team is which at the moment but we might learn a little more today as the self-proclaimed "most passionate fans in football" (read: irrationally violent) takes on the Washington "we swear its not racist" Redskins Washingtons. Key Matchups: Jordan Reed vs Frailty Dan Snyder vs Jim Schwartz - Who will be the most smug summabich in the NFL? Betting Line: Who will be tonight's Gruden Ground Grinders?? - Josh Doctson, Nelson Agholor, a 3-legged dog that runs onto the field Over/Under on "Here's a guy"s - 27

The Ol' Tonawanda Sunday Roast, as its know in some parts.

Inserting the Ol' "Polish table slats", as its known in some parts, is a proud Buffalo tradition and traditions don't have to make sense (for further proof see: Day, Dyngus). It may seem silly to outsiders, but "Canadian Table Dancing" is part of the fabric of our community.

If our grandparents were all as scared and sheltered as you, we'd all be speaking German right now. If you can't handle the ol Cheektowaga Centerpiece then maybe you should be sipping rosé with the Pats fans.

What part of four confuses you? Its an integer between 3 and 5. You don't even have to take off your shoe to do this math. They traded their second round pick, the 44th overall pick, the 191st overall pick to move up to 37. That's three picks. Then they used the 37th pick on Zay for a total of FOUR picks! Do you need me to set this one up for you in common core?

And rules, like tables, were made to be broken.

I'm very sorry for your loss. My condolences.

Its a shame that we're known for burning tables. I guess heart warming stories of young love just don't get the clicks. https://twitter.com/BuffsBarstool/status/922224834574209024/video/1

Wrong. Let's break this down. The Bills were sitting at 44 (1) while the Rams were on the clock. The Bills trade their second AND third round picks (2 & 3) to the Rams to move up to 37 (4) where they select Zay Jones. That's 4 picks!! This is almost as bad as the Watkins fiasco that cost 6 draft picks!!!

As long as you do it on your own property its fine. Castlebation Doctrine is alive and well in the Lone Star State.

Its ok as long as you watch through a hole in the sheet and the byproduct is saved for procreation. Read your bible.

I would loathe Brady playing for the Bills because the only way New England allows him to go to a divisional rival is if its Bledsoe part II and the guy is washed up.

If the Bills introduced a pay wall to read Chris Brown's puff pieces and SDS linked even one of them to TBD....I'd go full Kromer on the Bills. Also, if anybody kneels at any time for any reason during any song, I just might burn my own house down.

Good stuff.

Relocation. If the Bills went to LA or St. Louis then I think I'd be a casual NFL fan and a Texans fan.

Is that the poster from 50 Shades of Grey?

Why are you sure?