Jauronimo

This is the official MNF thread for football geniuses and tough guys. Kansas City hosts Denver in this AFC West grudge match. Key Storylines/Match-Ups: Special Olympian Jamaal Charles returns to Kansas City, the Paris of central Kansas, to face the team that dumped him after his 19th ACL tear. Alex Smiff vs. gravity in the passing game. Can Alex Smith continue to throw the forward pass at such a high rate or will he revert to the mean and be the bum we know he's capable of being? Gruden vs. correct pronunciation of Siemian. Will 7th graders all over the nation get some good laughs tonight? Andy Reid vs. Clock management.

Can you cite anything specific?

In what way was last year's draft a vast departure from Whaley's style?

Beane was an employee of the Carolina Panthers during the draft.

Read my lips: No New Trades!

I'm concerned.

You need to check out an LSU tailgate. I thought I knew what tailgating looked like until I saw an SEC tailgate.

This seems like an appropriate place. Does anyone know a shop in the WNY area that specializes in VCR repair?

Which trade involving Watkins? Draft day or this year?

Highly specious.

You don't fire your GM and let your draft board walk to another team before the draft.

A bacon of clarity. The bologna of truth. Wait, is Turbos from Charlotte?

Yep. We are wrong but we don't know why yet. Turbos will show us the error of our ways. The lesson will be hyper literal, pedantic, and somehow its going to involve Trent Dilfer. I can't wait.

I was a teenager at the time. Raider fan is still trash. Bills fans not as bad. You're not tough.

What the f@#$ was that? I don't mean Gruden's sheer idiocy, confusing the Broadstreet Bullies Flyers teams with Mike and Mike. I mean Cousins throwing that INT directly to Corey Graham who was 6 feet away from him absolutely alone?

That was my first Bills game. I was sitting in the upper deck next to a guy dressed as a Bills clown. Red wig, big red nose, zubaz, a cape, the works. The Raiders had just ended our little comeback with another TD and lone Raider fan in the section, sporting serious plumbers crack, stood up to give us Bills fans another emphatic Nature Boy style "Wooooooooooooo!". The clown threw his beer at him and offered to "come down there and kick your a$$ in front of your kid!". Everyone else around me agreed that was a very good idea. In a rain of popcorn, beer, and verbal abuse, Raider fan grabbed his 7 year old son and made a break for the nearest exit. That's when I knew that this was the team for me.

I can confirm that he did. Source: I have a lifetime ban from all IHOPs in the continental US.

I'm surprised as well. Your average Raider fan typically hasn't been out of jail long enough to study up on the opponent in any given week. Guess these guys smuggled in cell phones.

If they drafted Wentz, they'd at least be 1-5 by now. At LEAST! In another shocking turn of events, Jordan Reed injured on the play. Can't believe he went this long.

Still, to this day, the most famous Philadelphian is a fictional mentally challenged person who left his job at the pet shop and went on to get punched in the face for a living. Not Ben Franklin, not actual boxer Joe Frazier. Rocky f$#@%ing Balboa. Great work, Philly.

As many as it takes?

Halftime Thoughts Wentz was mostly garbage until the last 2 mins. Washington was mostly good until the last 2 mins of the half. I have barely noticed Gruden's buffoonery. Turns out these beers are 7.6% ABV. I guarantee I'd try to plant one on Suzy Kolber right now #BroadwayJoe style. I have noticed Hochuli's buffoonery early and often. Dude needs to get over himself. Why the f@$# is a ref a celebrity in the first place?? Van Pelt has a voice for TV but a face for a highway rest stop toilet. He looks like he's been taking skin care tips from Mike Shanahan. Schwartzy's D is fun to watch but I hope the Eagles lose badly.

He got the ball out faster on the 46 yarder.

Hes going to have to get the ball out a lot faster if he's going to have success in the intermediate and short passing game.

"Not a lot to dislike about Nigel Bradham" unless you're a bellhop.