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Jauronimo

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  1. Are you talking about the Joe Webb package? Cause I agree 10,000%
  2. I say clean house and go with Miller, Kornheiser, and Theismann. Dream team!!
  3. How are you going to get a 3rd rounder for the worst QB of all time?
  4. You don't know that! Stop pretending you do.
  5. I just bought 250,000 acres of contiguous land in an undisclosed location in the Jacksonville area. Your move, Donbay. Maybe play the shout song over the PA rather than the Ice Cream Truck jingle you usually rock.
  6. Chad will own the entire East coast by the time this thread is over.
  7. You're just bitter that Chadkirk played you like a cheap skinflute.
  8. Longest and least interesting cop out I've ever seen. Somehow he used that information to buy half of WNY. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!
  9. I would say his greatest attribute is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... His two greatest attributes are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... His *three* attributes are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
  10. Never heard of him. Is he some kind of insider?
  11. That was a critical part of the "sting". He needed us to believe he was from Dunkirk. The Dunkirk anecdote baited the hook and the cornflakes stuff set the hook.
  12. I was thinking...
  13. A brief synopsis. The artist formerly known as Dunkirk Don and currently known as Chaddy Bay Biscuits w/Chad Sauce conned all of us country rubes into revealing the true location of the new Bills stadium, allowing him and the rest of the Bilderbergs to get the jump on El Pegual (who can't actually own two professional sports franchises per NFL bylaws anyway) and buy up all that stadium land first. His 216 pages of buffoonery were all a clever ruse, or Sting, the artist formerly known as Gordon Sumner, designed to lure us into a false sense of security. He baited us all into revealing the true location of the stadium because none of us here would share what we know about the new stadium plans with someone who posted sensibly and there aren't dozens of threads devoted to this topic with all the same information displayed in this thread. Don/Chad got rich and we got got.
  14. You just got stung. Don stole the shirt off your back, slept with your wife, and then you thanked him for it.
  15. We're all just pawns in Nostra-Don-us' intricate web of sex, lies, and masking tape. You see, he didn't know the true location of the stadium. He had but a partial map. But after convincing us all that he was half-wit, loud mouthed, pea brained, delusional but not even in an amusing OCBills kinda way, drunken fool, with a penchant for outrageous claims, assclownery, and general bullS@#$ he managed to hook his fish. A true insider at TBD who would call him on his bluff and in doing so, reveal the other part of the map. Its time to face it. We were all busy laughing at him and calling him names (which was childish and truly regrettable) while he and his consortium of real estate magnates bought up half of Batavia!!! We got played and we didn't even know it. Even worse, we got played and now know it and still don't even have the sense to care! We are a loathsome bunch.
  16. That is distinctly possible.
  17. How much access does a butt boy get these days? Nostra-Don-us' scattershot predictions are really just a means to curb rampant and excessive masturbation among TBD users? Well I wish you good luck, Don. Between Boyst, Pooj, SolomonSmith, Gugny, Dog90210, and the rest of this motley crew here the smart money is invested in treatments for the blind and laser hair removal.
  18. The first episode planted such a good hook. I had all but lost interest by the end. I was expecting something bigger to be revealed. I think it was all pretty pointless.
  19. Called it!! I called this post!!
  20. Wow. I stand corrected. As far as cryptic messages go, that's about as concrete as they come. I would say its indisputable but you know one of these jerks here will somehow try and argue that's so vague it could mean anything and maybe derisively refer to you as Nostra-Don-us. The lengths some people will go to is just mind blowing, but you already called that, so no news her.
  21. I'm a witness!! K-9 called the KW play. I called the streaker and the dildo. I've got sources too, deep in the Erie county penal system.
  22. Get the f@#$ outta here with that nonsense or reveal your source!!! Can you hunt? Do you even invest??!?! I'm calling bulls@#$ on this guy. Everybody get your brooms!!!
  23. So what you're saying is, that on a scale of 1 to Rorke's drift, the Bulge is about a 9 and Stalingrad is a 14.5?
  24. Please change the title to "1 option heading into the postseason". Topic of convo will be crushing Jacksonville.
  25. I recently watched the whole season. Check back in after you finish the whole season. I'm interested to hear what you think of S1.
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